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Rating: So the other day I turn on the TV because I had already killed myself with alcohol the night before and I say: Mediaset, RAI, and La 7 are stations that broadcast mainly crap for the brain-dead (except for C.S.I., Line Of Fire, and that other kickass series I can’t remember what the hell it's called that airs on Italy 1 on Sundays between 7 and 9 PM), right? Isn't that enough? Obviously not. So take an hour of Oasis live, you bastard son of a bitch, olè!
Exactly, I’m talking about that merry bunch of talentless drug addicts from Manchester, useless fucking off-key idiots, them and that shitty look they have and that way of speaking that makes them seem like a mix between Stephen Hawking's voice synthesizer and Kenneth on loquendo.com. (actually the handicapped offspring of Beatles, Sex Pistols, and Stone Roses).
So I see them and I say "Let’s give these sacks of shit a chance, after all, they are not the fucking Vines." Three fucking songs, I say THREE: I thought they were strumming the same ball-busting dirge over and over, but instead, they were really three *distinct* songs.
On the other hand, the audience present in the studio seemed to enjoy it, they were clapping and shouting as if they were attending the best performance of King Crimson. What a gigantic pile of crap, someone should give Liam Gallagher a wooden ladder so that every time he has to sing a
note he can't reach, he can climb up it with a noose in hand and hang himself from the lighting rig. I was so disgusted that I switched to ReteAllmusic and...
Voice Off-Camera - "What's your name?"
Alessia - "ALESSIAAAA!" (shouted because these damn interviews are done in a nightclub)
VOC - "Single or taken?"
A - "SINGLE! BECAUSE MEN ARE ALL ASSHOLES!"
VOC - "What's the strangest place you've done it?"
A - "ONCE MY BOYFRIEND AND I MADE OUT ON A TERMITE MOUND IN KENYA, I WAS ON TOP; WHEN WE FINISHED, THE TERMITES HAD FINISHED HIM, HEHEHEHEHEHE!"
VOC - "Do you have anything to say to the viewers of the club?"
A - "CONTACT ME, I'M CHARMING, FUNNY, I LIKE TO HAVE FUN AND ABOVE ALL YOU WON'T REGRET IT!"
Overlay text "Alessia is from Salerno, she is 20 years old and likes Oasis."
Fuck it, they do it on purpose. A competition my ass.
But let's come to the masterpiece: The album opens with a song, Hello, which despite its lively and sparkling rhythm, presents bursts of melancholy: oh oh melancholy that makes you cry for 3 fucking months straight... right from the start then, WTSMG presents itself as an album dominated by the dichotomy of living day by day-wild rock-adventure and reflection-acoustic guitar-blues glimpses-melancholy (headless dicks who rushed to London at the end of 1995 to buy the record so that it jumped to number one).
"We live in the shadow, we had the opportunity and we wasted it / And it will never be the same / Because the years fall like rain / And it will not be the same / Until the life I knew comes to my door and says hello."
A filthy demagogic rhetoric served as a cheerful hot steaming crap for the MTV brainwashed queers who still believe in this fake rebellious bullshit…
Roll With It is mainly remembered for its plagiarism from some song of the Beatles or the Who…
The idiocy of these charlatans is endless.
Wonderwall is those usual 3 arpeggios ripped off from master Gallagher's home collection.
The title might be inspired by G. Harrison's first solo album, Wonderwall indeed, most claim Noel might have been inspired by a famous John Lennon interview where he pronounced 'wonderwall' with a pun or perhaps instead of 'wonderful'.
Hey Now! and we crank up the amps to drown out everything, to cover the absolute dearth of ideas or original touches, an innovative idea hehehe by maxing out the volumes as if they were the Velvet Underground of white light white heat, but Cale and Reed had ideas, you vomitous queers.
"They gave me a lift while hitchhiking / While my soul was roadside / just as the sky darkened / I walked with my fame down the avenues of memory / Couldn't find my way back home anymore". I almost cry because of this rebellious and lived text ahahahahaha, you made them billionaires those ex-proletariat dicks devoid of talent.
Some Might Say still full volumes but far from having rock discharges, a dirge with full volumes, is that alright? and everyone fell for it, everyone saying, here it is, the true energy of The Jam from Weller that returns to delight us.
Cast No Shadow, and come Alessia from Salerno at 20 years old, that smiling face to rightfully rape you, but your ears I'll loosen in the sense that I'll put my system's headphones at paroxystic human-limited volume with this shitty record and blow out your Eustachian trumpets... I'll make you deaf slut...
These assholes are far from the brazenness of some of their compatriots, The Fall for example, but even the fucking Happy Mondays at least had a singer who was truly a mental fanatic, and Mark E. Smith was indeed sincere and had talent...
When Morning Glory starts you have the sensation the producer drank his brain, volumes even higher, a heap of inconsistent feedback, they wanted to be the underground velvet Beatles these bastards... what a fucking mess this piece is, enough I can't take it anymore, the farewell with Champagne Supernova still copying from the Beatles.
But go to the grocer next time...
"I’m a fucking genius" (Noel Gallagher)
Your sister.
Tracklist Lyrics and Videos
01 Hello (03:21)
I don't feel as if I know you
You take up all my time
The days are long and the night will throw you away
Coz the sun don't shine
Nobody ever mentions the weather can
make or break your day
Nobody ever seems to remember life is a game we play
We live in the shadows and we had the chance and threw it away
And it's never gonna be the same
Cos the years are following by like the rain
And it's never gonna be the same
'Til the life I knew comes to my house and says
Hello
There ain't no sense in feeling lonely
They got no faith in you
But I've got a feeling you still owe me
So wipe the shit from your shoes
Nobody ever mentions the weather can make or break your day
Nobody ever seems to remember life is a game we play
We live in the shadows and we had the chance and threw it away
And it's never gonna be the same
Cos the years are following by like the rain
And it's never gonna be the same
'Til the life I knew comes to my house and says
Hello
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
It's good to be back
02 Roll With It (03:59)
You gotta roll with it.
You gotta take your time.
You gotta say what you say don't let anybody get in your way 'cause it's all too much for me to take.
Don't ever stand aside.
Don't ever be denied.
You wanna be who you'd be if you're comin' with me.
I think I've got a feeling I've lost inside.
I think I'm gonna take me away and hide.
I'm thinking things that I just can't abide.
I know the roads down which your life will drive. (life will drive)
I find the key that lets you slip inside. (slip inside)
Kiss the girl, she's not behind the door. (behind the door)
But you know I think I recognize your face, but I've never seen you before.
You gotta roll with it.
You gotta take your time.
You gotta say what you say don't let anybody get in your way 'cause it's all too much for me to take.
I know the roads down which your life will drive. (life will drive)
I find the key that lets you slip inside. (slip inside)
Kiss the girl, she's not behind the door. (behind the door)
But you know I think I recognize your face, but I've never seen you before.
You gotta roll with it.
You gotta take your time.
You gotta say what you say don't let anybody get in your way 'cause it's all too much for me to take.
Don't ever stand aside.
Don't ever be denied.
You wanna be who you'd be if you're comin' with me.
I think I've got a feeling I've lost inside. (so take me away) [x8]
03 Wonderwall (04:18)
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you.
By now you should've somehow realized what you gotta do.
I don't believe that anybody, feels the way I do, about you now.
Backbeat, the word is on the street that the fire in your heart is out.
I'm sure you've heard it all before but you never really had a doubt.
I don't believe that anybody, feels the way I do, about you now.
And all the roads we have to walk are winding.
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding.
There are many things that I, would like to say to you but I don't know how.
Because maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me?
And after all, you're my wonderwall.
Today was gonna be the day but they'll never throw it back to you.
By now you should've somehow realized what you're not to do.
I don't believe that anybody, feels the way I do, about you now.
And all the roads that lead you there were winding.
And all the lights that light the way are blinding.
There are many things that I, would like to say to you but I don't know how.
I said maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me?
And after all, you're my wonderwall.
I said maybe, (I said maybe)
You're gonna be the one that saves me?
And after all, you're my wonderwall.
I said maybe, (I said maybe)
You're gonna be the one that saves me? (that saves me)
You're gonna be the one that saves me? (that saves me)
You're gonna be the one that saves me? (that saves me)
04 Don't Look Back in Anger (04:47)
Slip inside the eye of your mind,
Don't you know you might find, a better place to play.
You said that you'd never been,
But all the things that you've seen, will slowly fade away.
So I'll start a revolution from my bed, 'cause you said the brains I had went to my head.
Step outside, summertime's in bloom.
Stand up beside the fireplace, take that look from off your face.
You ain't ever gonna burn my heart out.
And so, Sally can wait. She knows it's too late as we're walking on by.
Her soul slides away; but don't look back in anger, I heard you say.
Take me to the place where you go, where nobody knows, if it's night or day.
But please don't put your life in the hands, of a rock 'n' roll band, who'll throw it all away.
I'm gonna start a revolution from my bed, 'cause you said the brains I had went to my head.
Step outside 'cause summertime's in bloom.
Stand up beside the fireplace, take that look from off your face, 'cause you ain't ever gonna burn my heart out.
And so, Sally can wait. She knows it's too late as she's walking on by.
My soul slides away; but don't look back in anger, I heard you say.
So, Sally can wait. She knows it's too late as we're walking on by.
Her soul slides away; but don't look back in anger, I heard you say.
So, Sally can wait. She knows it's too late as she's walking on by.
My soul slides away; but don't look back in anger,
Don't look back in anger,
I heard you say.
At least not today.
05 Hey Now! (05:41)
I hitched a ride with my soul by the side of the road; just as the sky turned black.
I took a walk with my fame down memory lane; I never did find my way back.
You know that I gotta say time's slipping away; and what will it hold for me?
What am I gonna do while I'm looking at you?
You're standing ignoring me.
I thought that I heard someone say now, there's no time for running away now,
hey now, hey now!
Feel no shame, 'cause time's no chain.
Feel no shame.
The first thing I saw as I walked through the door, was a sign on the wall that read:
It said you might never know that I want you to know, what is written inside of your head.
And time as it stands won't be held in my hands, or living inside of my skin.
And as it fell from the sky I asked myself "why, can I never let anyone in?"
I thought that I heard someone say now, there's no time for running away now,
hey now, hey now!
Feel no shame, 'cause time's no chain.
Feel no shame.
Feel no shame, 'cause time's no chain.
Feel no shame.
I hitched a ride with my soul by the side of the road; just as the sky turned black.
I took a walk with my fame down memory lane; I never did find my way back.
You know that I gotta say time's slipping away; and what will it hold for me?
What am I gonna do while I'm looking at you?
You're standing ignoring me.
I thought that I heard someone say now, there's no time for running away now,
hey now! [x10]
Feel no shame, 'cause time's no chain.
Feel no shame, 'cause time's no chain.
Feel no shame, 'cause time's no chain.
Feel no shame.
07 Some Might Say (05:28)
Some might say, that sunshine follows thunder. Go and tell it to the man who cannot shine.
Some might say, that we should never ponder; on our thoughts today 'cause they hold sway over time.
Some might say we will find a brighter day. Some might say we will find a brighter day.
'Cause I've been standing at the station, in need of education in the rain.
You made no preparation, for my reputation once again.
The sink is full of fishes; she's got dirty dishes on the brain.
It was overflowing gently, but it's all elementary my friend.
Some might say, they don't believe in Heaven. Go and tell it to the man who lives in Hell.
Some might say, you get what you've been given. If you don't get yours I won't get mine as well.
'Cause some might say we will find a brighter day.
Some might say we will find a brighter day.
'Cause I've been standing at the station, in need of education in the rain.
You made no preparation, for my reputation once again.
The sink is full of fishes; she's got dirty dishes on the brain.
And my dog's been itchin', itchin' in the kitchen once again.
Some might say. (some might say)
Some might say. (some might say)
You know what some might say. (you know what some might say) [x8]
Woo!
08 Cast No Shadow (04:51)
Here's a thought for every man who tries to understand what is in his hands. (what's in his hands)
He walks along the open road of love and life, surviving if he can. (surviving if he can)
Bound with all the weight of all the words he tried to say.
Chained to all the places that he never wished to stay.
Bound with all the weight of all the words he tried to say.
As he faced the sun he cast no shadow.
As they took his soul they stole his pride. (pride) [x3]
As he faced the sun he cast no shadow.
Here's a thought for every man who tries to understand what is in his hands. (what's in his hands)
He walks along the open road of love and life, surviving if he can. (but only if he can)
Bound with all the weight of all the words he tried to say.
Chained to all the places that he never wished to stay.
Bound with all the weight of all the words he tried to say.
As he faced the sun he cast no shadow.
As they took his soul they stole his pride. (pride) [x4]
As he faced the sun he cast no shadow. [x4]
09 She's Electric (03:40)
She's electric.
She's in a family full of eccentrics.
She's done things I've never expected, and I need more time.
She's got a sister, and God only knows how I've missed her, and on the palm of her hand is a blister, and I need more time.
And I want you to know, I've got my mind made up now, but I need more time. (time)
And I want you to say,
"Do you know what I'm saying?", (what I'm saying)
But I need more.
'Cause I'll be you and you'll be me,
There's lots and lots for us to see,
Lots and lots for us to do,
She is electric; can I be electric too?
She's got a brother; (a brother)
We don't get on with one another, but I quite fancy her mother, and I think that she likes me.
She's got a cousin; (a cousin)
In fact she's got 'bout a dozen. (a dozen)
She's got one in the oven, (the oven)
But it's nothing to do with me.
And I want you to know, I've got my mind made up now, but I need more time. (time)
And I want you to say,
"Do you know what I'm saying?", (what I'm saying)
But I need more.
'Cause I'll be you and you'll be me,
There's lots and lots for us to see,
There's lots and lots for us to do,
She is electric; can I be electric too?
Can I be electric too?
Can I be electric too?
Can I be electric too?
10 Morning Glory (05:04)
All your dreams are made, when you're chained to the mirror and the razor blade.
Today's the day that all the world will see.
Another sunny afternoon.
Walking to the sound of my favorite tune; tomorrow never knows what it doesn't know too soon.
Need a little time to wake up.
Need a little time to wake up, wake up.
Need a little time to wake up.
Need a little time to rest your mind; you know you should so I guess you might as well.
What's the story morning glory?
Well?
You need a little time to wake up, wake up.
Well?
What's the story morning glory?
Well?
Need a little time to wake up, wake up.
All your dreams are made, when you're chained to the mirror and the razor blade.
Today's the day that all the world will see.
Another sunny afternoon.
Walking to the sound of my favorite tune; tomorrow never knows what it doesn't know too soon.
Need a little time to wake up.
Need a little time to wake up, wake up.
Need a little time to wake up.
Need a little time to rest your mind; you know you should so I guess you might as well.
What's the story morning glory? Well?
Need a little time to wake up, wake up.
Well?
What's the story morning glory? Well?
You need a little time to wake up, wake up.
Well?
What's the story morning glory? Well?
Need a little time to wake up, wake up.
Well?
What's the story morning glory? Well?
Need a little time to wake up, wake up.
12 Champagne Supernova (07:27)
How many special people change?
How many lives are living strange?
Where were you while we were getting high?
Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball.
Where were you while we were getting high?
Someday you will find me caught beneath the landslide,
In a champagne supernova in the sky.
Someday you will find me caught beneath the landslide, in a champagne supernova,
A champagne supernova in the sky.
Wake up the dawn and ask her why,
A dreamer dreams, she never dies,
Wipe that tear away now from your eye.
Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball.
Where were you while we were getting high?
Someday you will find me caught beneath the landslide,
In a champagne supernova in the sky.
Someday you will find me caught beneath the landslide, in a champagne supernova,
A champagne supernova.
'Cause people believe that they're gonna get away for the summer.
But you and I, we live and die, the world's still spinning around, we don't know why.
Why, why, why, why?
How many special people change?
How many lives are living strange?
Where were you while we were getting high?
Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball.
Where were you while we were getting high?
Someday you will find me caught beneath the landslide,
In a champagne supernova in the sky.
Someday you will find me caught beneath the landslide, in a champagne supernova,
A champagne supernova.
'Cause people believe that they're gonna get away for the summer.
But you and I, we live and die, the world's still spinning around, we don't know why.
Why, why, why, why?
How many special people change?
How many lives are living strange?
Where were you while we were getting high?
We were getting high. [x9]
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By Sallu
Wonderwall and Don’t Look Back In Anger are untouchable, timeless masterpieces.
The great success of this CD is deserved, but from here to say that it is a timeless masterpiece is a bit too far.
By ste84
"You realize you don’t need a perfect knowledge of the instrument to write beautiful acoustic gems like 'Wonderwall' and 'Cast No Shadow'."
"I’ll keep my beloved idiots who don’t write ‘songs’ for idiots but rather, they write FANTASTIC ‘songs’ for idiots."
By juca
We are faced with an absolute masterpiece, a page of history, a symbol of mid-’90s England, the highest point reached by Oasis.
The most beautiful piece in the career of the Manchester group is ‘Don’t Look Back In Anger’... the memorable solo of this song is something absolutely unique.
By Lito
The 12 gems contained in the album enter you like water and inevitably leave you with something you cannot erase.
'Wonderwall,' which remains to this day an indescribable song for ordinary people.
By matt89
"Wonderwall" is a fundamental song of that entire decade.
"The masterpiece entirely written by Noel Gallagher definitively demonstrates his creative genius."
