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 It’s just fucking rock.

 Often, it’s the eternal losers who are the true winners... even if they never know it.

Surgery's 1990 album Nationwide exemplifies gritty, unpolished noise rock rooted in dark blues and dissonance. Released on Amphetamine Reptile Records, it captures a raw, energetic 90s underground scene reminiscent of early grunge but without mainstream success. The tragic loss of singer Sean McDonnell overshadowed the band's recognition. This album remains a hidden gem with powerful tracks like 'Maliblues' and 'Highway 109' that deserve more attention. Listen to Surgery's Nationwide and dive into a raw slice of 90s noise rock history today!

 "Shoot 'Em Up is an extreme video game."

 "Stop being so cerebral, damn it! Be big, sweaty, stinky ruffians for once!"

Shoot 'Em Up is an electrifying, over-the-top action film full of rapid gunfire, dark humor, and exaggerated characters. Clive Owen delivers stylish and witty performance as a tough antihero. The movie balances extreme violence with self-aware irony and a nod to pop culture. It's a wild ride that’s unapologetically loud and fun, perfect for fans of high-adrenaline cinema. Expect blood, chaos, and a cheeky nod to action tropes. Experience the wild, adrenaline-pumping chaos of Shoot 'Em Up – watch now and unleash your inner action hero!

 Nothing. Absolutely nothing can be salvaged.

 Avoid it like a day when it rains diarrhea.

The reviewer deeply regrets renting Kevin Munroe's Dylan Dog movie, describing it as a complete disaster. They criticize the direction, acting, and special effects, finding no redeeming qualities. References to the original comic are seen as random and out of place. Overall, it is advised to avoid the film at all costs. Read the full review and skip this disappointing Dylan Dog movie!

 The guitar is a chainsaw. The bass is a wall of materials yet to be invented.

 These 3 old boys could play in pajamas and slippers... They are dynamite, and all you can do is bend over and be grateful.

The review captures the electrifying live experience of Shellac at Bloom di Mezzago, emphasizing Steve Albini’s iconic presence and the band’s unrelenting energy. The intense, raw sound and passionate delivery created a memorable, immersive rock performance. The writer expresses deep admiration and connection with the music and band. Don’t miss the fierce energy of Shellac live—discover this unforgettable concert and dive into the raw heart of rock!

 Usually, the Tex-Mex director’s films leave me with a happy, foolish smile.

 "Hell yes! It was needed! Hell!!!" — shouted with excitement during some memorable scenes, but overall disappointment followed.

The review expresses disappointment in Robert Rodriguez's Machete, noting that after a thrilling and violent opening, the film loses momentum due to a serious plot and clichéd dialogue. Actor performances are underwhelming except for the strong presence of attractive female leads. Excessive self-referencing and recycled ideas from Rodriguez’s earlier works dilute the impact. The reviewer expected a cult trash cinema vibe but found only partial fulfillment. Discover the highs and lows of Robert Rodriguez’s Machete—watch it and decide if it lives up to the cult hype!

 The scene where the idiot of the moment throws himself against a bulletproof window (breaking it) is anthology material!

 In the end, it’s a very light mystery, filmed like a documentary. All in all, the final result isn’t bad.

The review describes Finn Taylor's The Darwin Awards as a light, playful mystery with surreal and absurd deaths. It highlights memorable scenes including a bulletproof window incident and a Metallica cameo. Winona Ryder's role is noted, and the film's documentary style adds charm. Overall, the reviewer finds it a fun and worthwhile watch. Discover the quirky charm of The Darwin Awards—watch now and enjoy its absurd, playful mystery!

 "Certain things stay with you forever."

 "Psycho Mantis digs into my memories... not even my mother knows these things..."

This review captures the deep emotional experience of playing Metal Gear Solid. The author reflects on iconic moments, memorable characters, and the lasting impact the game has. It highlights the game's artistry, narrative depth, and immersive stealth gameplay. The review conveys a heartfelt personal connection and nostalgic reverence for this classic. Relive the unforgettable journey of Metal Gear Solid—play now and experience a gaming masterpiece that stands the test of time.

 Edgar Wright is a freaking genius.

 The editing... gives the feeling that what 'turns' are not the frames of a camera but the pages of some Marvel booklet.

Edgar Wright’s Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World is a uniquely fresh film blending comic book visuals, video game motifs, and British humor. The story revolves around Scott Pilgrim battling Ramona’s seven superpowered exes in a playful and entertaining way. The film’s clever editing and style create a comic-book-like experience. Despite some redundancy, its charm and originality stand out. A must-watch for fans of nerd culture and inventive filmmaking. Dive into the vibrant world of Scott Pilgrim and experience Edgar Wright’s inventive blend of humor and action today!

 This crappy movie is a masterpiece. It entertains, entertains, and entertains.

 Watching this film while sitting on your 'throne' is probably the best thing.

Sam Raimi rose to cult fame with the inventive horror classics Evil Dead 1 and 2. Army of Darkness, the saga's third installment, shifts from pure horror to absurd and immature comedy. Despite its vulgarity and over-the-top silliness, the film succeeds as a wildly entertaining cult classic. Bruce Campbell's iconic role as Ash, armed with his chainsaw arm, cements the movie's place in horror imagination. Recommended for fans of absurd, entertaining horror movies. Dive into the wild, absurd world of Army of Darkness and experience Bruce Campbell's legendary Ash in this horror comedy cult classic!

 His truth, so dirty and vile, I had missed it.

 Human desolation has never been so real. So, sadly and splendidly, real.

The review revisits Bukowski’s distinctive voice in ‘South of No North,’ highlighting his portrayal of life’s grim realities through outcasts and flawed characters. It praises his raw, cynical style alongside moments of emotional depth, noting this collection is strong but not his best work. Bukowski’s writing captures authentic human desolation with brutality and soul. Dive into Bukowski’s gritty world—read South of No North and experience life’s raw edges.