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 "Gothic Kabbalah is not a masterpiece, absolutely not, it’s not a great album nor even a good album."

 "The female vocalist... produces raucous meows worthy of the worst Elisa..."

This review critiques Therion's Gothic Kabbalah double album as a failure despite some strong individual tracks. The female vocals and operatic voices are largely seen as detrimental, and the album lacks the energy typical of metal. The reviewer finds many songs overly theatrical, incohesive, or filler material. While appreciating Therion's past masterpieces, the reviewer urges the band to rethink their approach and avoid further disappointments. Dive into this honest review of Therion's Gothic Kabbalah and decide if this ambitious album lives up to its promise.

 A shining example of the concept of excrement applied to music is this mini album by Guns 'N' Roses dated 1988.

 The masterpiece is called 'Move To The City,' and it’s a kind of blues-rock that makes your butt move like a Rihanna single in its infinite gaudiness and plasticky nature.

This review offers a scathing critique of Guns N' Roses' 1988 mini-album G N' R Lies, condemning it as a derivative and mediocre work driven more by image than substance. The reviewer dissects both the electric and acoustic tracks, finding most songs uninspired and poorly executed, particularly criticizing Axl Rose's vocals and lyrics. Comparisons to other bands highlight its lack of originality and artistic value. Discover why this album divides fans—read the full review and listen to G N' R Lies to form your own opinion.

 These are the sensations you experience listening to the title track and opener of Rammstein's fourth album, more than just a band, a real force of nature.

 "Mein Teil" confirms their particular attitude in dealing with shock themes... seasoned with one of the most beautiful and ingenious videos in metal history.

Rammstein's Reise, Reise is a dark and powerful industrial metal album enriched with gothic orchestral elements and haunting vocals. The review highlights standout tracks like "Mein Teil," "Keine Lust," and "Amerika" for their unique themes and strong musical performances. Till Lindemann's vocal versatility adds depth to the album's emotional and atmospheric impact. Overall, the album confirms the band's immense talent and distinct presence in the metal genre. Discover the powerful and gothic world of Rammstein's Reise, Reise—listen to this iconic industrial metal album now!

 "Muse are capable of constantly changing their style and approach while maintaining their expressive purity intact, just like only the greatest can do."

 "Black Holes And Revelations is the album of contradictions, a multicultural and multi-sound album in which neoclassical and hypermodern coexist harmoniously."

This review praises Muse's album Black Holes And Revelations for its artistic boldness and continuous evolution. It highlights the iconic cover art, innovative music videos, and the rich blend of musical styles and thematic depth. The album is noted for balancing contrasts such as optimism and disillusionment, earthbound and cosmic atmospheres, and classic and modern influences. Key tracks like "Supermassive Black Hole," "Knights Of Cydonia," and "Invincible" receive special attention for their emotional and musical impact. Dive into Muse's Black Holes And Revelations and experience a groundbreaking rock journey full of emotion and innovation.

 Absolution is truly something special and unique in the production of the band from Teignmouth.

 This masterpiece really must be listened to with the heart, an inexhaustible mine of emotions.

Muse's 2003 album Absolution is praised as a unique and special concept album that blends new millennium hard rock with haunting melodic tracks. The review highlights the album's seamless flow, thematic cohesion, and standout songs like "Time Is Running Out" and "Thoughts Of A Dying Atheist." Though one track is considered weaker, the album is regarded as a masterpiece full of emotional depth and musical brilliance. Listen to Muse's 'Absolution' and immerse yourself in this timeless rock opera masterpiece today!

 "Origin Of Symmetry is an absolute masterpiece, the E=MC2 of rock albums."

 "Muse, thank you for existing."

Origin Of Symmetry is hailed as the defining rock album of the 2000s, combining hard rock, psychedelia, progressive, and grunge. The review praises its dynamic range and emotional depth, highlighting standout tracks like "New Born," "Bliss," and "Plug In Baby." It emphasizes the album's genre transcendence and Matt Bellamy's unique vocal and instrumental contributions, solidifying Muse’s legacy in rock history. Dive into Muse’s Origin Of Symmetry and experience the rock album that defined a generation. Listen now and feel the power!

 ‘Showbiz’ is undoubtedly an album I would recommend to everyone, magnificent lyrics and atmospheres.

 Muse presents a poetic and introspective grunge album with stunning voice and melodies, unparalleled in the current mainstream rock landscape.

The review explores Muse's debut album Showbiz as a unique and poetic grunge work, highlighting Matthew Bellamy's mature songwriting and magnetic voice. Each track is analyzed for its emotional depth and musical qualities, emphasizing the album's originality and artistic value. Although it may not match the impact of later releases, Showbiz is praised for its captivating atmosphere and contribution to rock music. Listen to Muse's Showbiz now and experience a poetic grunge masterpiece that defined their unique rock style.

 The line between grand and grandiosely boring is very thin and delicate.

 The album requires multiple listens to be well understood or appreciated.

Framing Armageddon by Iced Earth is an ambitious concept album blending science fiction and ancient prophecy themes. While the songwriting shows moments of strength and Tim Owens delivers a competent vocal performance, the album suffers from excessive instrumental interludes and somewhat repetitive tracks. It requires multiple listens to appreciate. Fans await the next installment with the hope of Matt Barlow's return. Explore Iced Earth's Framing Armageddon to discover its epic concept and decide if it stands out in the metal realm.

 An album that oozes arrogance from every single hair (of a satanic goat, of course).

 The band hit rock bottom by sodomizing its own masterpiece "Stormblast" with a horrid re-recorded and horribly distorted version.

This review harshly criticizes Dimmu Borgir's In Sorte Diaboli Deluxe Edition as a flop lacking originality and impactful performances. The deluxe packaging is ironically praised for its over-the-top merchandise. Key players like Shagrath and Silenoz receive strong disapproval, while Hellhammer's drums stand out amidst the monotony. The album's lyrics and concept are seen as cliched and uninspired, alienating fans of originality and artistic depth. Discover why Dimmu Borgir's In Sorte Diaboli Deluxe Edition divides fans—read the full review and listen to form your own opinion!

 "A golden album, which shines with a cold, arcane, and terribly fascinating mystical light."

 An absolute masterpiece to have at all costs.

Therion's thirteenth album, Gothic Kabbalah, is hailed as a mystical and technical masterpiece within the metal genre. The album impresses with its blend of symphonic, progressive, and power metal, featuring captivating vocals and complex compositions. Each disc offers diverse moods, from blazing energy to cosmic and hallucinatory themes. The reviewer praises the album's flawless style and considers it a milestone surpassing contemporaries like Cradle of Filth and Dream Theater. Listen to Therion's Gothic Kabbalah and immerse yourself in a mystical metal journey beyond limits.