Darkeve

DeRank : 6,66
DeAge™ : 6116 days • Here since 11 september 2009
The most beautiful thing that ever happened to that chubby guitar that goes boom boom.

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You certainly understand less than I do.

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Matt(eodi.)leo(nar): someone who has the gift of synthesis

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...Just for my electric guitar

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Driving around in the car is a torment...but I care about her too much...

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true character...like my ex's orgasms...

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But weren't all metalheads gay?

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if so many people wear glasses it's solely their fault…

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Jorgemiliano hit us hard... this is a puppet forced to do what no politician would ever do... as soon as the wind changes, he'll be kicked to the curb in a nanosecond (probably by a dwarf).

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There's only one thing I hate more... and that's fucking New Year's Eve.

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