Darkeve

DeRank : 6,66
DeAge™ : 6116 days • Here since 11 september 2009
if you've never dreamed of fucking her while she sings "Lick my legs, I'm on fire," then just forget about rock...

di Darkeve | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 19,11

drinks, smokes, and swears like a Turk.

di Darkeve | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 0,00

You can't understand a word he's saying... But when he says it, you can only bow down (in every sense).

di Darkeve | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 7,24

to me it's crap even in the "crap songs" category... I mean: there are "crap songs" that have their own reason for existing, but this one doesn't... it's just crap of crap.

di Darkeve | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 1,96

author of the absolute masterpiece of Italian music "thank goodness Silvio is here". Eternal glory! A genius, a hero, the alpha and the omega of music, a martyr, a god...

di Darkeve | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 0,42

Remember Ralphuccio, if your nose is bleeding it's because you've picked it too much... or too little!

di Darkeve | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 4,24

"And the winner of a year's supply of Duff beer is: Barney Gumble!" "Inject it directly into my veins!"

di Darkeve | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 4,90

I'm sorry, but I can't access external content. However, if you provide the text you'd like me to translate, I'd be happy to help!

di Darkeve | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 3,00

Milhouse, lower those eyebrows!... both of them!

di Darkeve | Comments: 01 | DeRank™: 5,04

Hey! I can't take it anymore... on the other hand: I'm leaving behind a great physique. Long live Led Zeppelin!

di Darkeve | Comments: 00 | DeRank™: 3,56