Darkeve

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DeAge™ : 6115 days • Here since 11 september 2009

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Massimo Ranieri

5 for Leicester's historic victory in the Premier League...and he's also a decent singer.

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Eli Roth

Probably the worst director to have ever tread these desolate lands.

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He crapped out a musical abomination titled "Est-ce que tu m'aimes?" that has been annoying the hell out of me on the radio for weeks. I'm just saying that compared to the crap from this kind of eunuch, gang gang style, or whatever it's called, that Korean dickhead's song seems like Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.

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Placebo

They really hit the jackpot, but Without You I'm Nothing is an amazing album.

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David Lynch

The day I no longer get a rise from the lesbian scene in Mulholland Drive, I might as well settle in and take a shot...

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Aldo, Giovanni & Giacomo, Massimo Venier

3 men and a leg, the gags from Mai Dire Goal, the shorts and tel chi el telun: for me, they were the best Italian comedians.

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Brunetta

For him, my erect cock is the Everest.

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Pooh

One of those jokes that always makes you laugh. Kudos to them.

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Miley Cyrus

Too much wrong! She smoked a joint at the MTV music awards in (drumroll) Amsterdam. Christ, she's a tough one! She smoked a bomb in Amsterdam, way too badass! Bimbaminkia in power, laser god!

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