Il Categorista

Here are the categories with which you can help us keep the Debaser archive in order:

• ZOT!: the ultra-short reviews;
• PROT!: the completely inappropriate reviews;
• PATATRAC!: the reviews that really got on everyone's nerves;
• SBADABEM!: the reviews that slap the stagnant, withered criticism like the breasts of an old woman who has loved too much;
• OOOPS!: the premature reviews, written after only a few listens;
• POF!: the reviews you just can't hold back, like a silent but devastating fart;
• D'OH!: the reviews in which the ending of the work is revealed in the last line;