GUGLIELMO EPIFANI

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Dario Argento La Terza Madre

3 nov 07

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GREAT COMRADE PETO BANG, HIS ORIGINALITY IN ADDRESSING ISSUES NEVER DISCUSSED BEFORE MAKES HIM, WITHOUT A DOUBT, THE PALADIN OF USEFUL AND FUNDAMENTAL ARGUMENTS FOR THE DEVELOPMENT OF HUMANITY.
HIS PROPOSAL TO BAN THE VIEWING OF THIS FILM FOR ANYONE UNDER 23 DUE TO ASIA ARGENTO'S NUDITY HAS RECEIVED NUMEROUS ENDORSEMENTS WITHIN THE CATHOLIC SECTION OF THE UNION, EVEN THOUGH I DISSOCIATE MYSELF.
THE UNION, MOREOVER, CANNOT EVEN BEAR THE THOUGHT OF HOW MANY EXTREMELY INTERESTING AND STIMULATING DEBATES WILL BE DISCUSSED IN THIS, AS WELL AS IN ALL HIS OTHER REVIEWS.
IN THE MEANTIME, I WILL INJECT A STRONG DOSE OF ORANGE FRUIT JUICE AND MINERALS INTO MY BUTTOCKS TO WITHSTAND THE PSYCHO-PHYSICAL STRAIN REQUIRED TO TRY TO LIVE UP TO THE QUESTIONS THAT WILL ARISE.

Ingmar Bergman Il Posto Delle Fragole

3 nov 07

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COMPANION SUPERANIMA, IF YOU SEND TO THE MANAGEMENT THE AUTOGRAPHED CARD OF THE ILLUSTRIOUS POLETTI WHILE HE IS GIVING A SPEECH AT THE VENICE FILM FESTIVAL, YOU WILL RECEIVE IN EXCHANGE THE ORIGINAL AND UNFINDABLE CARD OF PUNISHER BEFORE HE CREATED HIS 324 FAKES, WHILE HE WRITES HIS FIRST REVIEW IN THE DISTANT 1937.

Dream Theater Live @ PalaLottomatica Roma 26.10.07

29 oct 07

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AS FOR THE CHOICE YOU GENEROUSLY OFFER ME, I WOULD OPT FOR THE SECOND SOLUTION WHICH I CONSIDER LESS INTRUSIVE.

Dream Theater Live @ PalaLottomatica Roma 26.10.07

29 oct 07

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TO SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT, YOU SHOULD CALL THE SECRETARY FROM 9:00 AM TO 1:00 PM.

Dream Theater Live @ PalaLottomatica Roma 26.10.07

29 oct 07

Voto:

I APOLOGIZE, COMPANION DREAM4EVER, BUT THE UNION DOES NOT SPEAK FOREIGN LANGUAGES.
NEVERTHELESS, THE PROPOSAL TO BECOME THE OFFICIAL CHAPLAIN OF THE PETRUCCIOLA RELIGION IS STILL VALID.

Dream Theater Live @ PalaLottomatica Roma 26.10.07

29 oct 07

Voto:

THE SAME FANS WHO, LATER, RAN AWAY.

Dream Theater Live @ PalaLottomatica Roma 26.10.07

29 oct 07

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THE MANAGEMENT ALSO WANTS THE FORMS FOR THE ENROLLMENT IN THE RELIGION OF GOD PETRUCCI IMMEDIATELY. COMRADE DREAM4EVER, I APPOINT YOU AS THE OFFICIAL CHAPLAIN OF THE PETRUCCIOLA RELIGION UNION (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE RELIGION OF THE CHAIRMAN OF THE RAI BOARD) AND YOU WILL KEEP IN THE SACRISTY A SMALL BOTTLE OF THE SWEAT OF GOD PETRUCCI WHICH, IT IS RUMORED, HAS MADE THE FRONT ROW FANS SMARTER AT THEIR CONCERTS.

Virgine Despentes e Coraline Trinh Thi Baise Moi

19 oct 07

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"it raises the viewer who enters as a masturbator and leaves as an intellectual." ACCORDING TO THE UNION, THE COMRADE MAN OF THE MOUNTAIN SODOMITE WANTED TO SAY THAT THE VIEWER ENTERS AS A CARPENTER AND EXITS AS BRUNO VESPA.

The Velvet Underground Velvet Underground and Nico

18 oct 07

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BUT WHAT THE HELL DOES "primitive and protometallic" MEAN?
IS IT REFERRING PERHAPS TO THE COLLECTIVE CONTRACT FOR METALWORKERS THAT HAS NOT YET BEEN APPROVED?
ANYWAY, THE UNION THANKS YOU FOR BRINGING TO LIGHT THE ISSUE REGARDING THE SEXUAL DIMENSIONS OF THE GIFTED JOHN CALE, TOO OFTEN BURIED BY THE DARK-AGE CLERICAL CAMPAIGN VOTED TO THE MOST BARE-BONES CONSERVATISM THAT EVEN WANTS TO CENSOR THE NAKED TORO OF CECCHI PAONE ON THE ISLAND OF THE FAMOUS AND THE DANCE CORPS OF "AMICI."

Pink Floyd The Piper At Gates Of Down

18 oct 07

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GREAT COMRADE CASEY JONES, HIS DESIRE TO REINTRODUCE TO THE GREAT PUBLIC THE UNKNOWN AND OBSCURE MASTERPIECES OF UNDERGROUND MUSIC FULLY AGREES WITH THE ULTRA-LEFT WING OF THE UNION THAT WOULD LIKE TO EXPAND THE CATEGORY OF MEMBERS ELIGIBLE FOR EARLY RETIREMENT PENSIONS DUE TO EXHAUSTING WORKS. AMONG THESE, THE UNION WILL PROPOSE TO INCLUDE SHELL COLLECTORS, GOOD SUNDAY COMMENTATORS, FORMER HOUSEMATES OF BIG BROTHER, AND REVIEWERS OF PINK FLOYD.