The Punisher

DeRank : 1,08
DeAge™ : 7567 days • Here since 23 september 2005
Björk Vespertine
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Okay. You didn't say anything that wasn't already known, but you did it in a clean, precise, and flawless way. So you've only made my judgment even harsher. Regarding Bjork's latest work, I still have some reservations... let's say I'll express myself more fully with the next project.
Studio 3 Forse un angelo
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The Italian suburb of minor productions is filled with such groups. There are really only a few worth considering, and it takes unwavering patience to sift through this avalanche of stuff to extract 2 or 3 bands from the pile. I might be wrong, and in this way, I admit to not giving any chance to those three that are truly worthy, but I never review such bands a priori.
Jimi Hendrix Hey Joe
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Damn killgd, it's not like every masterpiece has to be reviewed in two words. But who said that? Where is it written that one has to do it this way now? If I had to review Sandinista... who knows, I'd probably have it reviewed by someone better than me (provided that, apart from this one by Jimi, I NEVER review albums I like and this is just the exception that proves the rule).
Jimi Hendrix Hey Joe
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donjunio: maybe you haven't realized it, but this is one of the most serious reviews I've ever written. And one of the most "epic" to have ever appeared on this site (ahem, long live modesty!). Read it carefully, break it down, and find the different meanings (there are at least 3) and then you'll see that you'll agree with me. :-)
Neil Young Harvest Moon
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Greendale (as I mentioned in the review) is one of the flattest, most monotonous, and boring albums I have ever heard. In comparison, Claudio Lolli is pure adrenaline and Kitaro is pure rhythm. This album, on the other hand, is one of the few that I have listened to and re-listened to with pleasure (without tearing my hair out, of course...)
Avril Lavigne Under My Skin
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Attention. Here we are heading towards pedophilia... watch out, okay?!
Avril Lavigne Under My Skin
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Indeed, what a mess I've made... fuck the rush and my damn carelessness!! >:-(
Green Day American Idiot
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Well, then stay and do whatever you want. Just do it somewhere else, preferably. And you always call your sister "imbecile," yes you got it... that very whore (and next time, authenticate yourself because everyone can be a coward in gray, even your sister... look, it might be a coincidence, but she's really everywhere!!)
Green Day American Idiot
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Basketcasegirl, keep your fucking Green Day and don't bother us with your rambling and stupid sermons. Good job, W I GREENDAY HURRAY HURRAY... now get the hell out of here, Yankee slut.
Tortoise & Bonnie 'Prince' Billy The Brave And The Bold
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Receipt n°5: "Shit. No dignity. I don't know. Oh, to understand certain operations...". Time: 2 minutes. GRAAANDE!!