The Punisher

DeRank : 1,08
DeAge™ : 7571 days • Here since 23 september 2005
Brian Eno Here Come The Warm Jets
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Sorry kikujiro77, but I don't completely agree: ENO will remain in the history of Music ALSO for these atmospheric sounds of airports and lunar vibes that annoy you so much, and that instead I, along with many others like me, admire...
Legs McNeil / Gillian McCain Please Kill Me
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"It's not a record" - "A book halfway between a report and a cemetery" - "Three-minute songs up the ass of '70s dinosaurs"... written, but what the hell is it?! A book? A record? A starched t-shirt? I don't quite get it...
Brian Eno Here Come The Warm Jets
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Woe to us if there weren't mothers in Italy!! :-)))
AA.VV. Canine Lullabies
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... and leave my poor dog alone!
AA.VV. Canine Lullabies
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So then, Satanic Whore as she is pointed out, what bothers you the most about this "little joke" dressed in the disguise of a review? Are we perhaps in the Kingdom of Review Verdict? Or does this site daily carve the Tablets of the Supreme Review? Relax, whore, and laugh and enjoy my little jokes that aim to bring a touch of amusement and snippets of hilarity to this Little World that takes itself too seriously, perhaps excessively so. And if you want to remain in grumbling and contempt, then skip this jest and stay in the putrid magma of your captivity. Greetings, O Rude Supreme Judge, and fly low once in a while, for we are dust and to dust we shall return. Don't take it too hard, I'm just joking, eh... :-)))
Pearl Jam Pearl Jam
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BET: if we can get 3 more reviews of the same album published here by Saturday, maybe as flattering as this one, I'll buy medium beer and pizza for all registered debaseriani. Yuuupppyyy!!!! :-)))
AA.VV. I, Robot - Original Soundtrack
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Well... the idea was original TOO BAD you went "slightly" off-topic: if you had thrown in a couple of comments about the music (smaaaall detail, NOT exactly insignificant :-)) it could have been good. But... the cover?! Well, at least it's not the usual hot air... (oh my, from what pulpit: I'm the one who will have a review coming out next that will be an anthem to nonsense with VERY LITTLE music!! I better go hide in advance, it’s for the best...)
Maurizio Pollini Friedrich Chopin Nocturnes
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...because it doesn’t mean that just because there’s a label "Classical Music," it has to necessarily be 5 stars or a masterpiece ALWAYS and regardless... Or does it?! :-)))
Maurizio Pollini Friedrich Chopin Nocturnes
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Dry, factual, and utterly uninspired review. Nothing that you wouldn't find by typing "Pollini-Chopin" into Google (in fact, at least there you're sure to find more comprehensive data and information than what you've provided). What does this CD communicate? What emotions did you feel? Why should I really listen to it? Why should I read you and not Google? Respond to me. Good luck for the next one...
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico
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If you give me the name of your dealer, I swear I'll give you 5 stars... but only after you spread this tip!!! More trashy than Vitali, more absurd than Vic Sorriso, more hilarious than the Punisher...