The Punisher

DeRank ™: 1,08

DeAge™ : 7575 days • Here since 23 september 2005

Nirvana Sliver

19 may 06

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"One still wonders, ... if the ribbons depicted on the cover really said it all?"
Ohh no, there are still a couple of toots recorded in the trailer after a dinner of beans, the groaning of efforts on the toilet seat (September 2001, at the wife's house) and the gunshot from the rifle with which he shot himself (they say that gunshot, looped over a house beat, will be the highlight of the next compilation BANG THE KOBAIN... are you ready to dance to it?!)

Madonna Confessions On A Dancefloor

19 may 06

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As you wanted to prove, this record, after the big boom of the past few months, has fallen into the darkest oblivion. Now you can find it at second-hand stalls for 7 euros (just yesterday) and the Moroccans are selling the last remaining copies with sun-bleached covers... she must have made a ton of money, and here we are, with this record that in 6 months we may or may not remember having listened to... like all things TOO fashionable... like all STADONNA's albums... like almost all the damn dance music... NOOO?! Raise your hand if you're still listening to "Like a Virgin" or "Music"... seen, a few frightened arms with tattoos still imprinted that were so trendy two years ago... and even Stronko agrees with me (if it were up to me, fine, but if he says it, considering he thinks "from the gut"... you can trust it!!)

Dio Holy Diver Live

19 may 06

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<<Punisher's critiques are always poorly objective... reading between the lines? It doesn't even make sense anyway... he probably doesn't know how to review>>... 1) Generally, a critique is ALWAYS somewhat subjective 2) Reading between the lines? IT'S OBVIOUS that it should be read that way 3) And I fear it's YOU who "doesn't understand anything," stuck in your mental and rational schematics (get your blood circulating to the right side of your brain!!) 4) LIKE PUNISHER, he might not know how to review, but Francesco, on the other hand, could pull off a "standard" review, the kind you can understand too (but we're talking about a long, long time ago...)

Babyshambles Down in Albion (international edition)

18 may 06

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Well... she's a bit dyslexic, punk, and messy, but she captures some of the group's (and the singer's) wild spirit... nice idea, but it could have been developed better. Unfortunately, I don't know the album...

Lee "Scratch" Perry and the Mad Professor Dub Take the Voodoo Out of Reggae

17 may 06

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Mhhh...great concise and dry review m..really makes an impact! I only know him from the album with Massive, which is nice...

Novembre Materia

17 may 06

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Damn... two reviews of the same record on the same day and both 5 stars (which at this rate doesn't mean much though...). Should I get it, huh?! Or maybe it's better to browse online... I prefer the other one and don’t ask me why!!

Matt Munisteri & Brockmumford Love Story

17 may 06

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Well, it's definitely exhaustive, and that cover really invites you to buy it blindly... I'll sneak around the web to see if I can find any excerpts, but... samples?! No?!

Novembre Materia

17 may 06

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Damn... two reviews of the same album on the same day and both at 5 stars (which at this rate doesn’t mean much...). Should I get it, huh?! Or maybe it’s better to take a peek online...

Ludovico Einaudi Le Onde

17 may 06

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Adri... I said "THIS" plan (in fact) and "not" THE plan... THE... you got me... there are plans and plans, but used like this, this almost advanced Richard Clayderman I DO NOT LIKE... then Ludovico may have also done better things... but then...

Avril Lavigne Under My Skin

17 may 06

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What the hell did you say to me, Devon? And why the hell do you find errors in all this talk?... leave this professor crap to your mom (if you count the mistakes and guess, I'll send you a love message via MSN!!)