Bartleboom

DeRank : 35,89
DeAge™ : 7610 days • Here since 9 august 2005
Ainigma Diluvium
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I just want to point out that one of the main causes of rectal prolapse should be the prolonged sitting on the toilet. Many of the brochures you find in your proctologist's office attribute this clumsy habit to reading, but we all know that when a man spends more than 10 minutes in the bathroom, it's because he's trying to find inspiration for the midweek zagara.
Edward Hopper Two Comedians
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I didn't prefer a review more or less since 2009. Good boy.
Philip Roth Pastorale Americana
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I have no idea how you managed to send it (you probably copy-pasted it from some document), but - please - don’t ever do that again. Unfortunately, I have an extremely busy schedule with beautiful and very uninhibited girls: to fix your text, I had to disappoint at least a couple of them. Their tears and my nocturnal emissions will weigh on your conscience...
Dannii Minogue Summer of love
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"Dannii Minogue is considered the queen of clubs and the dancefloor." But indulging in "triple penetration" seems rather ugly, doesn't it?
Fall of Efrafa Elil
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These were one of the most beautiful discoveries (unfortunately posthumous) of 2014. I got to know them on this very page, thanks to a reference from Don Pollo. I even reread Watership Down. Three wonderful albums, each with its own style and identity. Beautiful page. Really well done.
Marco Masini Cronologia
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By the way, it would have been much more shareable if he had called it "Obituary"...
Marco Masini Cronologia
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I stopped at "duet with Povia"...
CARNEIGRA CARNEIGRA “A VITA BASSA” Bandcamp
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Aside from the fact that the review is terrible and aside from the fact that if we lived in a better world someone would have already come to your house to take away your computer keyboard or, better yet, both of your hands, I'm asking you: why do you repeat the name of the band in the section dedicated to the album title?
Warlord And the Cannons of Destruction Have Begun
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Great Warlord! The skinniest band in the history of the medal: four of them will weigh 60 kilos, at least 15 of which are hair. On a battlefield, they would probably have been killed by the cook during the food distribution. And yet, a beautifully beautiful record. I probably wouldn't even listen to it today under torture, but it remains wonderfully beautiful. Well done Dragon Star! I'm a child of the damned no matter where I gooooooooooo... du du dudu du du duuuuu
IOMMI IOMMI “L'ABBRACCIO” I dischi di Leo
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Review of a poor Pop.