Bartleboom

DeRank : 35,89
DeAge™ : 7614 days • Here since 9 august 2005
The Rural Alberta Advantage Hometowns
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One of the most "twisted" reviews I've ever read. I love it!!! :))
Neil Gaiman American Gods
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@Fosca: come on, poor Gaiman!:DD! thank you so much... :)) @Terry: sure. Give me your address and I’ll bring it to your house.
Egberto Gismonti Dança dos Escravos
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I'm sorry to arrive so late... beautiful page. Really. Your pages have a special charm. Congratulations.
Enrico Rava The Pilgrim and the Stars
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Stylish review-story... Perhaps a bit long, but I liked it a lot: in some passages you really manage to create a "noir" atmosphere that feels like old Bogart films and wet trench coats. If only it had been just a little shorter... Great job nonetheless! :)
Catherine Hardwicke Twilight
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Terry, it's not true!! He bought the antennas for €16.00 at Media World and is mooching off his neighbor!!
Catherine Hardwicke Twilight
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Fedee... Unfrustrate me!!! :)
Catherine Hardwicke Twilight
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I managed to hold it together until almost the end, just after the fight with the bad vampire. There's her, who is kind of poisoned (I don't remember now), and the handsome guy at one point growls "Caaaaaarlyyyylleeeeee" and looks like Rocco Siffredi who has just finished mating with a female Marsican bear. At that point, I burst out laughing like a madman. She's strange: she's like a darker, more autistic Alicia Silverstone... not exactly ugly, but not a goddess either. Well!
Takeshi Kitano Sonatine
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I didn't like Brothers very much... It's intentionally "coatto" and polished, but it ends up being kind of a hybrid that doesn't convince me. Much more entertaining, in my opinion, Zatoichi!!
Takeshi Kitano Sonatine
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Beautiful. Slightly below Hana Bi, which - in my opinion - remains Kitano's poetic peak.