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Danny Boyle Steve Jobs
Danny Boyle Steve Jobs
11 feb 16
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I probably won't give a damn anyway, but before wasting time on a Google image search: how is Steve Jobs' daughter doing in the chest department?
Sainkho Namtchylak Like A Bird Or Spirit, Not A Face
Sainkho Namtchylak Like A Bird Or Spirit, Not A Face
11 feb 16
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I don't exactly know how, but now everything S H O U L D be in its place. Enne, artist association, work, review... you can't even imagine how difficult it can be to spell "namtchylak" correctly. Vabbu'oh. Bye bye.
Guy Hamilton Agente 007 - Una cascata di diamanti
Guy Hamilton Agente 007 - Una cascata di diamanti
9 feb 16
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In reality, what you’re reading is a "revised and corrected" version. Right after watching it, I wrote a very negative review, dismissing the film as complete nonsense, with huge plot holes, forced elements (note that I didn’t refer to the multiple Blofelds), and an overload of caricature. I let it sit for a few days, and in the meantime, I watched a couple of the ones with Roger Moore. This morning, I revisited some sequences from the film (like, for example, the one with the elevator that goes to the top of the Casino) and ended up being more lenient and adjusting my judgment upward. The feeling is that somehow, Moore's cycle has its roots in this very film: there are the first signs of what some websites call "camp drift," and what others might refer to as "fan service," meaning a certain tendency towards exaggeration in characters and situations, an almost cartoonish style, which will become the defining hallmark of the series with Moore. Overall, however, Connery still manages to maintain almost intact the spirit of the character, balancing enough on irony without ever slipping into (self)parody.
Guy Hamilton Agente 007 - Una cascata di diamanti
Guy Hamilton Agente 007 - Una cascata di diamanti
9 feb 16
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Anyway, I really need help from the Bond addicts to understand some parts of the plot. The whole funeral scene (which, by the way, is quite funny when they try to flambé Bond inside the coffin) I really didn’t get: who are these funeral people, exactly? And what happens to the diamonds? I mean, Bond leaves the urn in the niche, then the rich Cohen guys hit him, he faints, and when he wakes up the Casino comedian says to him, "Where are the real diamonds?" and he replies, "I’ll give them to you when you give me the real money!" I just don’t understand this whole scene. Just like I didn’t get why at a certain point he goes to that mega structure in the middle of the desert where on floor minus 5 there’s the lab where they make the laser. Then he escapes and in the next scene he’s on the movie set where they’re filming the moon landing. What kind of place is that?
Lily and Madeleine Fumes
Lily and Madeleine Fumes
9 feb 16
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Definitely a good review. I read it with pleasure. I'll give it a listen, which, all things considered, a bit of gray-tinted folk might just hit the spot right now. Well done.
Sainkho Namtchylak Like A Bird Or Spirit, Not A Face
Sainkho Namtchylak Like A Bird Or Spirit, Not A Face
9 feb 16
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I confess I feel unconsciously like a child of psychedelic primitivism. Or maybe it’s just yesterday's pepper stew. Anyway, well done: very intriguing proposal and highly effective review. And this time even the punctuation seems b... No. That always sucks.
Peter Hunt Agente 007 - Al servizio segreto di Sua Maestà
Peter Hunt Agente 007 - Al servizio segreto di Sua Maestà
7 feb 16
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Wow! @[Workhorse] made me realize that I forgot to mention something in the review! Kojak as Blofeld, in my opinion, is not exactly the most believable choice, if only because every time he’s on screen, I wonder where he’s put his chupa chups. But if I hadn't quit smoking, I'd smoke just like him, with the cigarette held between my thumb and index finger, which seems very uncomfortable and very pointless (also because I think you risk scorching your mouth or your hand), but if someone named "Telly Savalas" does it, it automatically becomes cool.
HAIKAI NO KU Temporary Infinity
HAIKAI NO KU Temporary Infinity
7 feb 16
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Listen to yourself thanks to the link. A nice layer of hydraulic gel on the synapses. Well done. But if you keep listening to the music of the sanders of brain barks, you will never solve your punctuation problems! It's quite a problem...
Micheal Bay Transformers 4 - Age Of Extinction
Micheal Bay Transformers 4 - Age Of Extinction
7 feb 16
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I remember it better than the third one, which I seem to recall had the "finale" ultra mega spectacular, but you couldn't understand N O T H I N G, there was LeBoef who was unbearable, but there was a pretty cool blonde. What I remember is that the robots are distinguishable because they are dressed in different colors and one has a beard. I recall that the action is fairly easy to follow. There's a truly idiotic scene where a scientist thinks of objects and manages to create them, and at one point he even makes a Mini Pony. The Dinobots appear for a maximum of 6 minutes. And it's excruciatingly long; at a certain point I felt like there were nails in my brain. It seems to me that it does its job excellently.
Lewis Gilbert Agente 007 - Si vive solo due volte
Lewis Gilbert Agente 007 - Si vive solo due volte
3 feb 16
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I take this opportunity to respond to Caz and the dozens of attractive users who have messaged me privately asking what the hell I'm doing awake at 4:00 AM and, above all, why I'm spending the early hours of the morning writing nonsense instead of giving them oral pleasure. Fortunately/unfortunately, it’s a particularly busy time for me at work. I come home dead tired, eat some zucchini soup with a sprinkle of pecorino cheese, and crash into bed. While my wife gets ready for the night, I watch a James Bond film. Within minutes, an unbearable heaviness overwhelms me, and I pass out. For about three weeks now, this has been happening around 9:40/10:00 PM. And since I’ve always slept very little, by 4:00/4:30 AM, I’m already wide awake and with a sheet punctured by a morning erection so hard that if you need to pee, you have only two choices: break your dick with a chisel or do a handstand over the toilet. And since I love my job, but going to the studio at 5 AM seems more like something a psychopath would do than a legal professional, I stay on the couch writing nonsense until it’s time to brew the coffee.
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