Bartleboom

DeRank : 35,89
DeAge™ : 7610 days • Here since 9 august 2005
Bilskirnir Atavismus des Glaubens
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The review is very good, it’s just a shame that the proposal is really too far from my current listens. Anyone who brings the medallo around here has my support! \m/
AA. VV. Casu Marzu
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I discovered Casu Marzu right on these pages, a few years ago, thanks to the devoted cheesemaking evangelism carried out by the Reverend. Unfortunately, I have never been able to taste it because, if I understood correctly, those bureaucrats in the European Community have banned its production and commercialization. However, I was able to indulge in the vision of this video, where the faces of the guy tasting it and the way the old man systematically treats it like crap, completely disregarding good manners and television etiquette, have made it my favorite dairy product.
Phenomena Phenomena
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I don't remember how I ended up back on this page, but it was beautiful.
Michael Haneke Amour
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A film as beautiful as it is ruthless, which is often the case with this director. Haneke is quite a son of a bitch: he has a seemingly cold, detached, almost documentary style, but he uses it to torture the viewer, forcing them to never look away from the suffering. I really liked the comment from someone who described it as a horror: the mental mechanism that sets in with this film is, in fact, very similar to what makes you cover your eyes in fear, only to continue watching because the desire to see is too strong. I haven't checked, but I hope, for the good of humanity, that the two actors won the Oscars for at least 7 years in a row.
Morbid Angel Kingdoms Disdained
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I confess I listened to it only because I was intrigued by the enthusiastic tones of your review. I really relate to the Reverend's statement: it's an album that "puts things in order," after that fart, which then turns out to be diarrhea, that was "illud vidivum excalibum... excalidor... excalibur, imbecile!". Having a few less years than His Sfasciosità and being less accustomed to predominantly death sounds, I have to say that I quite enjoyed it: great album. Violent, sharp, essential. Let’s not forget that Azagthoth turned 52 this year. When I think of my 50 years, I can only imagine myself sipping chicken broth while watching Fazio on TV. Meanwhile, this guy is still out there smashing sparrows up the ass with his satanic guitar work. Maximum respect.
Dee Rees Mudbound
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As far as I’m concerned, in recent years Sundance has become the least reliable festival around: it can produce spectacular works and directors/technicians (as has happened especially in the past) or some glaring duds, where it’s really hard to understand what people saw in them. Anyway, you’re very good, I enjoyed reading you.
HBO Il Trono Di Spade - Settima stagione
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The review is a rather shabby business. You put more effort into being the funny guy of the crew than in discussing the series. The flaws of the season are the ones already listed: fan service, space-time categories completely gone to hell, two-dimensional characters (they even managed to let Tyrion slip into oblivion, who is one of the best gifts television has given us in the last 10 years). But above all, very few, indeed a miserly number of tits. Now, to be fair, I would still like to bang them all indiscriminately, even the old shoe of house Tyrell, just like in the first season, but having so few tits is offensive.
Marvin Pontiac The Asylum Tapes
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I know The Legendary (maybe thanks to Paolos’ review, who knows...) and it’s a wonderful listen, one of those I imagine inviting a beautiful woman to dinner in my open space on the top floor of a building in the city center, me very relaxed and confident among the pots, her very, very erotically relaxed in her dress that leaves her back naked. I let her in, take her coat, pour her some wine, and then I say to her: "Are you in the mood for some music?" and without waiting for her to answer, I put on Marvin Pontiac... and it’s at that point that she, biting her lip, confides in me that only when I’m inside her does she truly feel like a woman. Right after that, my wife wakes me up with a burp, reminding me that they’re picking up the organic waste tomorrow, so stop listening to this guy with the tranny voice because the rind of the gorgonzola reeks so much it’s unbearable...
Catholic Action In Memory Of
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Well done. Because lately I keep coming across really long reviews that annoy the hell out of me and don't pique my interest at all. You, on the other hand, in 10 lines made me want to try them, and Propaganda is a really fun piece. Maybe with a giant neon sign stuck on it saying "the Cure," but a great piece. Well done.
Sam Smith The thrill of it all
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Happened to land here by chance. The proposal doesn't interest me, but you speak well of it. Just a pity about the track by track. Bye bye.