NickGhostDrake

No, this was the best review of the site SO FAR.

Oh, really? What a bitch... she told me she was from Barumini San Vero Milis... she could have said it, that she wanted to get me out of her hair. Women, all the same. Or maybe she was just too ahead of her time, and one town wasn't enough for her?!

Damn, guys, okay, let’s laugh it off but... I reread it and that ohohohohohoho in the fourth line fits perfectly, it really makes the review stand out. It’s way ahead. And it’s all her own work!!!!

The mayor of Barumini, Vero Milis, called to grant you honorary citizenship.

Mom, how good you are.

how much it burns my liver from envy...

Yes, that's right, well done. I've been collecting signatures for ages to get "NOCTURNAL CRUCIFIXION" in worldwide stereo.

thanks... lovely words.

Here, I see, Vic, how do you socialize? Now be good, show me that you understand. (Oh, in the end, you can also throw in a nice tie, but make it a feel-good tie, one that radiates peace and love.)

Hey, Vic, what are you doing? I reach out my hand and you cut it off? Can’t you see that you really don’t want to socialize properly? Look, let me teach you how it goes: so, guys, I apologize but I have some psychological issues at the moment, I used a bit of harsh tones but I did it to vent my repressed sexual frustrations (I have them too, sexual frustrations, Vic, it happens). Now, let’s make peace like good people: I’ll write a nice review about Cugini di Campagna full of good feelings and sweet honeyed vibes, then we all gather together at the beloved Fungos concert to trip on hallucinogenic mushrooms and pretend we’re in 1968, we’ll love each other with a pure love, women and men, human animals and animal humans, all together, and without complaining, though, where it’s ripe, it’s ripe, all together, and let no one put their back to the wall out of fear.