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(The first one who says they assassinated Darrel because he was a metalhead wins a trip to France, takes the whole family, has an accident while driving, all his family members die, and he is accused of involuntary manslaughter, and then in prison he will remember John Lennon.)

Well, of course I think they suck too, but every now and then a friend puts on stuff like that, and in the company of someone who headbangs for an hour I actually enjoy listening to it because it fits well with the surrounding show. However, it has never happened that I blast Tomb Of The Mutilated at the office or at home. :D

Oh come on, you took the usual Burzum and made a chapter out of it. Funny how nothing ever happens to metalheads, while pop stars are always in jail, what's up with that? Typically, the worst ones are those who play rock; I don't recall any metalheads getting involved in scandals aside from Burzum. That jerk from "vèn nù porterà" (hey, we got each other) killed his wife with his bare hands in a fit of rage, and you're looking into Cannibal Corpse? (I've never personally read about them getting arrested or into trouble, but I don't follow the news, I could be wrong) - If Burzum represents all metalheads, then nùvènnùporterà would suggest that all French singer-songwriters murder women with their bare hands? :D I've read interviews with some seriously evil metalheads, and they talk about how much they love being with their kids, how they work just like everyone else, and behave normally too; sure, at a metal concert, everyone’s a bit more trù, but they aren't always like that. It’s all part of the act, the typical little theater of all extreme music. The electronic producer makes an album with futuristic artwork, the psychedelic one includes planets and colors and hot chicks, the rapper throws in guns and whores, the brutal one adds splatter (I’ll spare you from mentioning every genre :D). In the end, a CD is like a movie; the goal is to grab your attention for an hour, so it needs to give you at least a bit of "virtual imagery" (with the artwork and lyrics) that fits the music. And with Cannibal Corpse rhythms (imagine you like them, even just the beats), a nice text about how much I miss my mom with artwork of little birds on trees wouldn’t make any sense; you listen to that stuff and all you think of is violence, it's obvious, right? But it's music; they're not actually dismembering children, come on! So what does Lee Dorrian do? Burns every woman he sees making herbal tea? Burn Witch Burn! :)))

Damn, Grasshopper was right! It’s you, the tornado of the Termini station, the cyclone of the Forum Valley, the knight of Tuscolana, the defender of the Trevi Fountain, the dismemberer of Gianicolo, the paladin of Tor Vergata, the ranger on patrol in Testaccio, the virile pillar on which the altar of the homeland stands, the defensive bastion of the Ring Road... and above all the most fearsome Lazio fan of the Olympic... Mauro is back to kick asses.

But come on... nobody believes that. If you had said the Jungle Brothers, maybe, but Necro? I wouldn’t believe it even if you shot yourself, and the first... just spare us this crap, come on.

Hey anonymous, I get my deep taste from comments like yours; what can I say, I enjoy reading the opinions of ignorant people like you who have four albums and get mad if you say their idol sucks. You see, when you tell me that Zappa is an idiot, I couldn’t care less; the one losing out is you by snubbing Zappa, ignorant, simple-minded, fool. I'm not trying to do smart things; I come here to have fun, and your comments are really entertaining, which is exactly what I’m looking for on this site. To laugh. So here I stay, living life to the fullest, laughing while reading the opinions of fools like you. Of course you can share your views; why wouldn’t you? I'm here just to read your nonsense, what do you think?

Or "i've got my car and my tv" sung by Mike... a week on loop :D

Unfortunately, I don't think so. Dalek + Faust is nice, but (maybe I expected a masterpiece) it didn't grab me that much. Unfortunately, Patton is just "the label boss" of Dalek, there are no announced collaborations. And keep in mind that usually as soon as Patton contacts a musician, even just to say "hello," news about an album comes out immediately. Look at Massive Attack, which has been known for almost a year, look at Björk, look at the Phantom Peeping Tom which has been supposed to come out for 4 years, etc., etc., etc. But damn, I can totally see Patton with the Faust, really, a "Mamie Is Blue" with Mike's vocalizations added, I could listen to that all day long.

You see, this one from Airone is a nice line. Marmist, stop writing and read more often; you will definitely learn something. Then, what you learn you can use to show off on Ondarock, like vrensis does.

Well Marmist, from someone who says "Yay" to Oasis and spits on the Beatles, I don't expect jokes, since the one about the Beatles isn't a joke (even though it's very funny), I didn't even consider the one about the conservative a joke. I'm a serious guy, you know.