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DeAge™ : 6117 days • Here since 11 september 2009

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Jovanotti Ora

21 aug 11

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Isn't it that bad? Yes, in fact the first sentence is worthy of a guru...re-evaluated: 5!

Lady Gaga Born This Way

21 aug 11

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I see that the heat plays nasty tricks...

Jovanotti Ora

21 aug 11

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I'll be repetitive, but...SEND ME ABBOMBA...JURIX

Trentemøller Into The Great Wide Yonder

20 aug 11

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not bad at all...

Trentemøller Into The Great Wide Yonder

20 aug 11

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I'm listening...

Povia I bambini fanno "ooh"... la storia continua...

20 aug 11

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the 20 is total

Povia I bambini fanno "ooh"... la storia continua...

20 aug 11

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But poor guy in this photo is Cassano with long hair.

Povia I bambini fanno "ooh"... la storia continua...

20 aug 11

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send them bomb...jurix

Povia I bambini fanno "ooh"... la storia continua...

20 aug 11

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Father and son. The son’s 18th birthday. A clumsy and very shy teenager. The father, a flashy and boastful entrepreneur: "Come on, son, you're finally 18, what do you want? I'll get you the Porsche, huh?" And the son, eyes downcast and hyper-embarrassed, replies, "No, Dad... no, thank you really." The father, "Ahhh, good for him... the Porsche isn't good enough for you... I get it... come on, I'll get you the Ferrari, what do you say?" "But no, really... that's not necessary... just drop it, Dad." The father, increasingly excited, "Ahhhh, a connoisseur, huh... you want the Lamborghini... good boy... just like his father!" And the son, utterly mortified, "Dad, really, I... I would like..." and raises both hands, forming a clear triangle with his thumbs and index fingers... "EH NO, DAMN IT! NOT THE RENAULT!!!"

Povia I bambini fanno "ooh"... la storia continua...

20 aug 11

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Two friends meet after several years without seeing each other. The first one says, "Hey, hi, long time no see... what’s new?" and the other replies, "Oh, just the usual routine... what about you, where have you disappeared to all these years?" The first one responds, "I've been in Africa... truly a beautiful place." The second one asks, "In Africa? All this time? What have you been up to all these years in Africa?" "I went with some friends on a mission: to shorten the cock of the Africans." The first one, astonished, says, "Really? How did you do that?" "We made them sit on a chair with a hole in the middle; they would put their thing through the hole and we would come from underneath, with two bricks... bam, a clean hit and off goes the piece of meat." The first one exclaims, "Oh my Christ, that must hurt like hell!" "Not at all, it doesn’t hurt... just make sure you don’t stick your fingers between the two bricks..."