JURIX

DeRank ™: 18,52

DeAge™ : 6432 days • Here since 30 october 2008

Green Day Uno!

28 sep 12

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Ah, one thing DEFINITELY-ALESSIO: if you're even just thinking about feeding us the other two albums of the "Grindeyana trilogy," we're coming to your house dressed like Marduk or Immortal and we're gonna use iron clubs as we see fit.

The Beatles White Album

28 sep 12

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DEFINITELYALEX told me that when this album came out, Paul McCartney declared that he wanted to make an album halfway between AC/DC and GREEN DAY.

Green Day Uno!

28 sep 12

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Moses to the Pharaoh: "Let my people go!", the Pharaoh: "Take everything from me, but not my Jews!"

Green Day Uno!

28 sep 12

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In court: "You are accused of being a sexual maniac! You raped a girl, then her mother, and finally her father! Do you have anything to say?" - "I wanted to start a family."

Green Day Uno!

28 sep 12

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National Conference of Sperm Donors, says the president: "First of all, thank you all for coming."

Green Day Uno!

28 sep 12

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The wife sees her husband masturbating under the shower. She walks into the bathroom and says, "Aren't you ashamed?" and he replies, "Well, come on, dear, can’t one even decide how fast to wash his cock?"

Green Day Uno!

28 sep 12

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What does a smurf sing in the shower? "Big sky blue sky."

Green Day Uno!

28 sep 12

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So you come here into-DeBaZer, and you serve us a TRAC-BAIT-TRACK review on the GRIN DEI, of an album called "UNO"? But come on, I’m giving you a 5, you’re way too temeraBBile.

Enzo Avitabile Alta tensione

28 sep 12

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"I marvel at the fact that, among all the music connoisseurs who spend their time here"... but who did you write this review for before sending it to DeBaZer?