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Okay, shall we do a heist with a Volkl Racetiger SL?

MERLOT
Merlot is a black grape variety, whose name comes from the particular fondness that the blackbird has for its berries. It is native to the Gironde, in the South-West of France, and specifically to the Bordeaux area from which some of the world's most prestigious wines are born (in blend with Cabernet) such as Saint-Émilion and Pomerol.
- Origins and History
Merlot has been mentioned since the 1700s, but the first detailed description belongs to Rendre (1854).
In most wine-growing regions of the world, Merlot is an inseparable companion to Cabernet Sauvignon; the two grape varieties complement each other perfectly: the former providing the wine with its full and early fruit, and the latter contributing a greater nobility and longevity. In Bordeaux, it is customary, depending on the area, to add a percentage of Cabernet Franc to the wine blend, which, in addition to a fruity component, brings pleasant herbal and vegetal sensations.
In Italy, Merlot has found ideal environmental conditions in Friuli, Trentino, and Veneto since the late 19th century, but it is now widespread in many other regions, sometimes with surprising results, even without the contribution of other grapes.
- Characteristics, Environmental and Cultivation Requirements
It has a medium-sized, pentagonal, trilobate, and quinquelobate leaf; a medium, pyramidal bunch more or less loose, with one or two wings and a woody, pinkish-colored peduncle; a medium-sized, round berry that is blue-black with a medium-thick skin covered with abundant bloom.
It prefers hilly, fresh soils with good humidity during the summer as it suffers from drought. The most suitable training systems are the spur cord and Guyot, which ensure good shading of the bunches to avoid sudden drops in fixed acidity.

Prosecco Doc
Grapes
The wine "Prosecco di Conegliano - Valdobbiadene" must be produced from grapes originating from the vine "Prosecco". Grapes from the "Verdiso" vine may also contribute to the production of this wine, up to a maximum of 10% of the total vines.
Production area
The production area of "Prosecco di Conegliano - Valdobbiadene" includes the hilly territory of the municipalities of Conegliano, S. Vendemmiano, Colle Umberto, Vittorio Veneto, Tarzo, Cison di Valmarino, Follina, Miane, Valdobbiadene, Vidor, Farra di Soligo, Pieve di Soligo, S. Pietro di Feletto, Refrontolo, Susegana. If obtained from grapes harvested in the territory of the district of S. Pietro di Barbozza, known as Cartizze, in the municipality of Valdobbiadene, it is entitled to the sub-designation "Superiore di Cartizze". The maximum yield of grapes permitted for the production of "Prosecco di Conegliano - Valdobbiadene" wine is 120 quintals per hectare of specialized vineyard. The maximum yield of grapes into wine must not exceed 70%. The grapes intended for vinification must ensure a minimum natural overall alcohol content of no less than 9.5 degrees for the wine and for the wine with the geographical sub-designation "Superiore di Cartizze", a minimum natural overall alcohol content of no less than 10 degrees. In the preparation of the wine, the traditional corrective practice with wines obtained from the vinification of Pinot Bianco, Pinot Grigio, and Chardonnay grapes, alone or in combination, is allowed, provided that the quantity does not exceed 15%, and on the condition that the vineyard from which the Prosecco grapes used in vinification come is cultivated in pure varietal form and, in any case, with the presence of Verdiso grapes added to the Pinots and Chardonnay, does not exceed the percentage of 15%.
Characteristics and types of wines
Color: bright straw yellow, with persistent foam.
Aroma: pleasant and characteristic of fruit.
Taste: dry or off-dry, sweet, full-bodied, pleasantly fruity, characteristic.
Minimum overall alcohol content: 11 degrees for Proseccos; 11.5 degrees for "Superiore di Cartizze".
Minimum total acidity: 5 per thousand.
Minimum net dry extract: 15 per thousand.
Minimum ashes: 1.2 per thousand.
The sparkling wine Prosecco Conegliano-Valdobbiadene can be packaged in accordance with D.M. 25/9/1965, which provides for the non-use of the capsule.

- MVS GURU
If you don’t tell me what the dataset is, how can I tell you when it crossed it?
- SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR
Did you make the backups? If the chicken gets run over, you lose everything, I warned you, in fact, I’ll send you an email.
- UNIX SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR
What was the need to cross the road? You just needed to connect via telnet to the server on the other side.
- PROJECT MANAGER
If it stays calm and doesn’t incur any additional costs for the company, it can cross all the roads it wants, as long as it doesn’t puff up its feathers.
- ACCOUNT MANAGER
Performance will be better if you purchase the new feed release. If you buy two tons, you’ll be entitled to a discount, but you will have to sign a five-year support contract with on-site technicians.
- MURPHY'S LAW
Despite the effort put into development, even if the chicken, for once, successfully crossed the road during testing, it won’t do it anymore during the trial phase.
- BILL GATES
A chicken that stalls at the starting line will still be sold. The media will do the rest.
- BILL GATES
It’s true that we copied another chicken, but ours has been integrated with the operating system.
- BILL GATES
Why be surprised if while the chicken crosses it sends your personal data to me?
- BILL GATES
Before the year 2000, I will have the monopoly on crossing chickens.
- BILL GATES
If we can’t get it, we’ll sue him and his whole family.
- VIDEO GAMER
I scored 1000 points, but wasn’t it supposed to be a frog?
- FATHER OF THE CHICKEN
If you do it again, I’ll throw you out of the henhouse.
- MOTHER OF THE CHICKEN
Did you at least wear a helmet?
- SIBLINGS OF THE CHICKEN
Did you want us all to get beaten up?
- NASA
Mission A-Chicken
- ARMSTRONG
That’s a small step for the chicken, a giant leap for poultry.
- PIERO ANGELA
Now we will see a fascinating documentary about migratory chickens.
- LIEUTENANT COLOMBO
… And, if I may, another question. Assuming a chicken crossed the road between 15:00 and 15:20, as forensics states, do these look like the footprints of your chicken?
- RAFFAELLA CARRÀ
The chicken that crossed the road is heeeeeeeeeere!
- SPORTS MEDICAL FEDERATION
It was doping.
- DEBASER
It definitely says it crossed, but it’s a fake.

Non gestiamo frasi cosi' lunghe. [DeBaser Staff]

* WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? *
- ANOTHER CHICKEN:
Because it saw another chicken.
- KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:
To get to the other side of the road.
- ARISTOTLE:
It is in the nature of chickens to cross roads.
- KARL MARX:
It was historically inevitable.
- SADDAM HUSSEIN:
It was an unprovoked act by rebels and we therefore had every right to throw 50 tons of nerve gas at it.
- CLINTON:
I never had sexual relations with that chicken.
- RONALD REAGAN:
I don’t remember.
- CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
To get there, where no chicken has gone before.
- HIPPOCRATES:
Due to an excessive slowness of the pancreas.
- ANDERSEN CONSULTING:
Deregulation on the chicken side of the road threatened its dominant market position. The chicken faced significant challenges in developing the skills necessary to tackle new competitive markets. In close collaboration with the client, Andersen Consulting helped the chicken devise a physical distribution strategy and a transformation process. Utilizing the Bird Integration Model (BIM), Andersen assisted the chicken in leveraging its capabilities, methodologies, knowledge, capital, and experience to steer the chicken's employees, processes, and technologies towards a revamping of its overall strategy within the context of Program Management. Andersen Consulting deployed a teamwork approach consisting of road analysts and leading chickens, as well as Andersen consultants with significant experience in the transportation sector, who in two days of meetings and brainstorming brought their wealth of knowledge, both tacit and explicit, to a common level, creating synergies to achieve the established goal of a managerial value system within the average bird’s process. The meetings took place in a park to foster an effective test atmosphere based on the planned strategy, focused on the analyzed sector and leading to clear and consistent market assumptions. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken reposition itself for greater success.
- MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:
I have a dream that one day all chickens will be free to cross roads without their motives being questioned.
- MOSES:
And God came down from heaven and said to the chicken, "You must cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was great rejoicing.
- FOX MULDER:
You have seen with your own eyes the chicken cross the road. How many chickens must cross the road before you believe?
- RICHARD M. NIXON:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken DID NOT cross the road.
- MACHIAVELLI:
The important thing is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares about the reason? The crossing of the road justifies any possible motive.
- FREUD:
The fact that you ask why the chicken crossed the road expresses your subconscious sexual insecurity.
- BILL GATES:
I just launched the new Chicken Office 2000, which not only crosses the road but also lays eggs, manages important documents, and handles your bank account.
- DARWIN:
Chickens were selected by nature over a long period of time to be genetically capable of crossing roads.
- EINSTEIN:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.
- BUDDHA:
By asking such a question, you deny your chicken nature.
- RALPH WALDO EMERSON:
The chicken did not cross the road … it transcended it.
- BELGIUM:
After crossing the road, it died of exhaustion and not from dioxin feed.
- COCA COLA:
It burped quality carbon dioxide.
- ADLER:
It’s the chicken's neurosis that drove it to cross the road to gain superiority over other chickens.
- NIETZSCHE:
Obviously, it is a superchicken.
- HITLER:
The Aryan chicken not only crosses the road but will rule the world.
- LAO TZU:
If the chicken did not think about crossing the road, it would find itself on the other side without knowing how.
- PLANK:
There is a certain probability that at any given moment, the chicken is on one side of the road and also

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It's a good review that I share 100%, even regarding the live performance: I've seen them in concert a couple of times and I've always liked them. As for "Death Rituals"... well, you've said it all. And to think that I used to really like "Haunted"... Anyway, "Bastards" isn't bad, even though it's a bit too repetitive.