JURIX

DeRank : 18,52
DeAge™ : 6433 days • Here since 30 october 2008
Extreme Extreme II: Pornograffitti
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I mean, you want to tell me that the one singing in the video for "Mor Den Uords" isn't Ramazzotti with long hair?
Bal-Sagoth Battle Magic
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Beautiful cover, it reminds me of the games on the Commodore 64.
Iosonouncane La Macarena Su Roma
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I want a pack of Hipster.
Melechesh As Jerusalem Burns... Al'Intisar
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I know these, but not the album in question. I'm not a fan of black metal, but I remember they weren't bad. Bea recenZione.
Children Of Bodom Relentless Reckless Forever
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I didn't mind a couple of songs from I don’t know which of the first two albums, but when I listen to a whole record or when I saw them in concert, I had the impression that towards the end of the show/album they started doing those old songs again. I think I will never listen to this one with the cover of someone trying to chop down a tree with a sickle.
Metallica ...And Justice For All
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I didn't want to, but then people become attached to the Metallica reviews, so... a little joke: A guy goes to visit his lumberjack friend, and seeing him cutting wood with a saw, he says, "What are you doing? Don't you know there are chainsaws now?" "What?" "Chainsaws!" After explaining what they are, he leaves. The lumberjack goes down to the village, enters a shop, and asks the clerk if he could buy one, and the clerk tells him, "With this you can cut 20 cubic meters of wood per day." "I'll buy it!" On the first day, he works 8 hours and cuts 4 cubic meters of wood. On the second day, he works 12 hours and cuts 6 cubic meters of wood. On the third day, he works 18 hours, a human whirlwind... and cuts 10 cubic meters of wood. Furious, he goes back to the shop and tells the clerk, "You tricked me, you said 20 cubic meters a day, but I only managed to do 10!" The clerk takes the chainsaw, checks the oil, checks the engine, then starts it: <po po po po po prrrr WWRRROOOOOOARRRRR!" The lumberjack jumps and says to the shopkeeper, "Hey, no, it didn't make that noise with me!"
Metallica ...And Justice For All
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Great debut, dear new DeBaserian friend. Someone confided in me that they believe you are a fake, but I shun this possibility with all my heart.
Belinda Starling La Rilegatrice dei Libri Proibiti
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Grandiose. I want to read it.
Cavalera Conspiracy Blunt Force Trauma
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@NERDOZZO: "Schizophrenia" is definitely a step forward from before, and I’ll tell you... it might be my favorite album by Sepultura. One thing is to be a good lead guitarist, another is to be a composer, and what the """"Sepultura"""" have done after "Roots" doesn’t seem very original to me in terms of composition...
Mirthkon Vehicle
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Great MACACO from BraZil!!!!!! Welcome back diobon!