JURIX

DeRank : 18,52
DeAge™ : 6433 days • Here since 30 october 2008
Bind Guardian Imaginations From The Other Side
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No, no damn it, this review is a masterpiece! I read it twice and I didn't understand a damn thing. Magical. By the way, are these BIND GUARDIAN a band of Bindi's bodyguards that play Thrash-Metal or politicized HC?
François Truffaut I quattrocento colpi
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I'm sorry, but I cannot access external content such as YouTube links. However, if you provide me with the text you'd like translated, I'd be happy to help!
Ligabue Arrivederci Mostro
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"which I believe is one of the most beautiful songs of his career." I can't tell if I'm hungry OR thirsty.
Red Hot Chili Peppers I'm With You
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The cover doesn't seem bad to me. The album (from what I've heard) is what I call "supermarket music": it won't blow your mind, it’s just there in the background, whether it's on or not makes no difference. I have as much desire to listen to this album in full as I do to go 'window shopping' downtown.
Red Hot Chili Peppers I'm With You
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The cover doesn't seem bad to me. The album (from what I've heard so far) is what I call "supermarket music": it won't blow you away, it’s in the background, whether it's there or not makes no difference. I have as much desire to listen to this album in its entirety as I do to go to a nightclub.
Red Hot Chili Peppers I'm With You
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The cover doesn’t seem ugly to me. The album (from what little I’ve heard) is what I call “supermarket music”: it won’t blow your mind, it’s just background noise, it doesn’t make a difference whether it’s there or not. I have as much desire to listen to this album in full as I do to go to church.
Richard Garfield Magic The Gathering
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I haven't read all the comments, but... did you all know about this game? I've NEVER heard of these cards. And they've been around since '93?? I don't know.
Metallica Master Of Puppets
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A drunk man comes home at 4 in the morning, and his wife, who is waiting up for him, scolds him: "Do you think this is a good time to come home?" And the drunk replies, "Dear, at this hour it's the only place that's open..."
Metallica Master Of Puppets
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In a pub, it says on the first page of the menu: "Toasts of all kinds." A gentleman: "Waiter, can I have a toast with the Senegalese monkey?" The bartender: "I'm sorry, we've run out of toast bread."
Metallica Master Of Puppets
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ZANNAB: and think that I only went in for a quick look before going to bed... but in front of these literary masterpieces, one can only be astonished and ecstatic... "the weakest of all who does not ALLOW them" damn genius!! An hermeticist. Not even Ungaretti!!