Frankie89

Disco and rece disgustingly cute.

Well, there are the cool Black Merda!

Here is the argument: I’ve heard some tracks and this album strikes me as garish and revoltingly verbose, so “de gustibus,” fine, I didn’t vote for the album. However, you award a 5 to an excellent album, which at least can boast some clear, obvious qualities to everyone. I haven’t heard any of that. Second: symphonic metal should be abolished, and that’s what Noam Chomsky, Umberto Eco, and Sai Baba think too, not to mention what Spinoza said. This is because I like honey, I like pickles: I DO NOT like pickles in honey. So if I really must, I blast Slayer and at another moment I blast Tchaikovsky: I don’t feel the perverse urge to listen to them simultaneously. Then everyone has their own fetishes, clearly, that’s not up for discussion. But fetishes are just that, and they remain fetishes. Third: do you vote alone??? Then you complain if they call you fake. Fourth: “but LOL”??? I mean I say “but LOL”.... Fifth: positive track-by-track in the anti-doping test. Sixth: scores in hundredths are useless in any type of review, perhaps except for those on Metacritic, but that’s another story. In short, valid reasons to justify an “Oh my God! What is this??” That said: I’ve done shabby reviews too, it can be improved. Of course, if you’re a fake then I’ve wasted a lot of time and can only hope you get dysentery. So, don’t be one.

Oh my god! What is this stuff??

That said: welcome. :)

The most useless band of the 2000s. In the same vein, 100 times better than Danko Jones or the Subways.

But even if it were all pre-recorded, even if it were nothing but Alive 2007 on a 20,000 gigawatt sound system, even if the two were really just masturbating while watching 50,000 high people... who cares? I would pay to hear a CD on a mega system along with thousands of other people.

I can't say for what strange reason, but I actually managed to buy this record. At times it’s nice, and in some spots, even very pleasant. But why it's in my collection is an inexplicable mystery. I agree with you that over the years these guys have improved a bit, but maybe you've spent too many words on what is ultimately just a little disc, albeit an honest one, that could only be purchased under the influence of some unspecified demon.

The thing about the CD-R, however, wasn't a trivial detail... Anyway, first-person music reviews are anything but rare: take Mucchio for instance, or even Rolling Stone, they almost never speak on behalf of the entire magazine. Plural reviews can be found in Altroconsumo.