Valeriorivoli

DeRank ™: -1,24

DeAge™ : 7065 days • Here since 5 february 2007

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Madonna American Life

28 jan 08

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YOU'RE REALLY A SICK AND RESET MIND, STICK YOUR HEAD IN THE TOILET AND REFRESH YOUR DRAINED BATTERIES, YOU FOOL.

Madonna The Immaculate Collection

28 jan 08

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NOW I UNDERSTAND WHO YOU ARE, YOU'RE THE ONE FROM MADONNA AND YUPPI DU, YOU HAVE TARRED PIGS IN YOUR STUPID BRAIN!

And I conclude by thanking DEbaser because these reviews provide an insight into the ebullient cultural level that has now become the norm in Italy, indeed the litmus test, the standard practice of film criticism—and not only that.

Adriano Celentano Yuppi Du

28 jan 08

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Now, a foolish, ignorant, and let’s say vulgar person like CELENTANO is to be taken as a symbol for the studious Italian youth and beyond: BUT FUCK OFF, who do we want to fool with the messianic and paternalistic attitudes of this insipid, petty bourgeois pretender, he and his clumsy Italian not out of art, but precisely because he has nothing to say... Go read his sado-catechetical confessions of guilt for having once stuck a dick up his wife’s ass—from an interview from the 70s. Not Pirandello—who wrote for theater and cinema, not Fellini, Antonioni, Carmelo Bene, who are elevated here to the paradigm of culture and cinematic art, but a silly hack of variety shows... as Moretti would say, you deserve Celentano.

Stanley Kubrick 2001: Odissea Nello Spazio

28 jan 08

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IN ROME, IT IS SAID HOW YOU EAT, CACHI.

Ligabue Ligabue

28 jan 08

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my "big debut": OH SO YOU'RE REALLY A DEFENSELESS IDIOT, SORRY.. take the posters off the wall and go study, you big idiot. 4 stars for this toilet emptier with a deep voice like a tranny. PLEASE STOP, don't make more crap about your hero

Decibel Punk

28 jan 08

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x isthar: ah cretin, you wrote 2 reviews for stink, you keep talking about Liga who is an inveterate plagiarist - just browse the web a bit and amaze yourself - the funky-rock guitar riff with dissonant chromatic scale I made on Sono depresso er Liga with the dran dran domaggiore mi minor - I used to do those in elementary school: STAY A CONSUMER, PLEASE, don’t try to be an art critic when you don’t know a damn thing, I have nothing to sell or buy, you fool, but don’t sell your nonsense to me, kid.
ps. AH thanks! Looking like Paul McCartney, Elvis, or whoever you like isn’t so bad, you know, I’d be hugely offended to look like that ugly, pockmarked dwarf you praise.

Iron Maiden The X Factor

28 jan 08

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Gialappa, I missed you, did you have anal measles?

Ligabue Lambrusco Coltelli Rose & Pop Corn

28 jan 08

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Ligabue, such rubbish: HIS EMILIAN COUNTRY ROCK feels like spoiled tortellini, the stench of a stable while people work and this guy does nothing but pontificate BY STRUMMING ON THE GUITAR—compared to me, I am Adrian Belew—see myspace—IT'S TIME TO END THIS. I'm not saying we should praise albums that already aren't worth a damn, but just to review them; to be a "rock" album, it has sounds as flat as the 883, despite the billion-dollar studios... download <punk by Decibel, from e-mule or bearshare.