Hetzer

DeRank ™: 5,58

DeAge™ : 7087 days • Here since 14 january 2007

Tiziano Ferro L'amore è una cosa semplice

10 jul 12

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Come on, "You have islands in your eyes" really sucks... But do the girls still go after this manly big guy? And what does "TVM" mean? Ti Voglio Maskio?

Victor Fleming Gone With The Wind

3 jul 12

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Frankly, Luigi, I couldn't care less..

Genesis Selling England By The Pound

29 jun 12

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I hear Tarantino echoes in these kinds of reviews: the repetitive ramblings, concepts reiterated 20 times, sentences glued together with spit... If you’re not him, you come quite close to his style, and that does (dis)honor. Yours is a courageous piece of writing because it tackles important and especially unprecedented themes: I didn’t know this album was so steeped in British humor, and I didn’t even know the meaning of "mythology." Thank you for enlightening me! However, some things don’t add up: for example, what the hell does "a long instrumental solo by the whole band" mean? What is that?? And where’s the description of the cover??

Lana Del Rey Born To Die

28 jun 12

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Stop with this shit..

Dino Buzzati Il deserto dei Tartari

26 jun 12

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An effective review only in part, somewhat inconsistent and primarily focused on just one point, that of time. Here lies all of Buzzati: his anguish, his fear, his exhilarating allure for an unattainable East, his imaginary war and his inner fortresses, the shadow of life and that of death. It is simply one of the best Italian novels of all time and the author is one of the greatest ever. Fortunately little considered and almost forgotten, reading it is a life-changing discovery.

Linkin Park Living Things

26 jun 12

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I don't care if you think you're cool or not, but this review is unreadable. For the first paragraph, you could have just written, "Linkin Park are worthless, they haven't invented anything and they strum their guitar dicks to excite a few hot girls and some loser kid convinced he has hands on music that rocks." Just get to the point, please.