Led Zeppelin
I won't say they don't have any sycophants. The most horrible band I've ever heard. UNBEARABLE, OBSCENE. more
The Beatles
The Beatles, beautiful bullshit the Beatles. So screw you and the Beatles too. more
Joanna Newsom
I want to have sex with her while she sings all the lyrics of Ys. more
Queen
The Queen.. beautiful shit the Queen. more
Judas Priest
EAT ME ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! more
Alter Bridge
In these years when the rock landscape is overrun by a bunch of crappy "indie" bands, all copies of Franz Ferdinand, Alter Bridge have revived and renewed hard rock. And they are the best in the world right now. Magnificent! more
Slayer
I tried to push myself, but I couldn't do it. For 30 years they've been playing the same guitar solo. To me, it's pointless. more
The Edge
He and Bono Vox are a pain in the ass. more
Slayer
If you're a bunch of fucking mama's boys, this music is not for you. more
Pink Floyd
The greatest band of all time. more
John Carpenter
Now I can say it: District 13 is the most beautiful! more
Layne Staley
Fuck, it's always the best ones that leave. R.I.P. more
Subsonica
You deserve those half-asses from Finley. more
Slayer
Trash band for Excellence more
Giorgio Canali
A musician with guts. more
Bill Kaulitz
I would like to know her hairdresser. more
Slayer
Nothing goes to waste, just like with a pig. more
P!nk
Tacky and rough, but with style more
Judas Priest
Reading various definitions, one might say that we have finally found the guilty group that gave birth to the most useless, ridiculous, pathetic, and pitiful music genre of all time. more