The controversial definitions

paul91liam

6 jul 11

Juventus | DeRank™: 0,29

Football is like politics. DON'T GET THE IDEA THAT JUST BECAUSE THEY ALL STEAL, IT'S OKAY TO STEAL. Vote 1 for Inter, vote 1 for Juve, vote 1 for Milan. They all steal, they are all criminals. more

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CiripiripìKodak

6 jul 11

Inter | DeRank™: -1,19

INNOCINTER. more

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Max Cady

6 jul 11

Juventus | DeRank™: -0,41

Del Piero, Trezeguet, Ibrahimovic, Nedved, Davids, Buffon, Cannavaro... was there a need to buy the matches? Come on, let’s not say nonsense! Anyway, I've known her since Del Piero was there, the best Italian footballer of the last 50 years, and that's that! A lesson in style forever! And then, hail Pavel, Czech fury! We miss you. more

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doby

6 jul 11

Juventus | DeRank™: 2,02

The first thing they did after being born was to steal the jerseys of Notts County... good start, huh? more

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ce84

6 jul 11

Juventus | DeRank™: 0,23

Among the fallen nobles of Italian football, alongside Hellas Verona, Casale, and Pro Vercelli. Desperate and frustrated fans, stuck in 2006 to avoid thinking about the very sad present. They can't even qualify for the Europa League anymore. So dim-witted that they expect a deceased to renounce the statute of limitations to reclaim a scudetto that didn't belong to Inter, but certainly not to them either. Ridiculous and pathetic. more

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Kurtd

6 jul 11

Richard Benson | DeRank™: 0,91

A CHICKENNNNN YOU THREW A CHICKENNNNN!!! more

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lakyliuk

6 jul 11

Fabrizio De André | DeRank™: -1,55

To be completely honest, it slightly makes my balls drop, but his talent as a storyteller is undeniable. more

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Felo

6 jul 11

James LaBrie | DeRank™: 2,08

It is GALLINACEO. more

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Mr. Money87

5 jul 11

Dirty Three | DeRank™: 0,82

A wonderful journey in the Ocean of sound! more

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Starblazer

5 jul 11

Irene Grandi | DeRank™: 0,00

useful as Veltroni for the Italian left. more

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Cunnuemammadua

5 jul 11

Fabrizio De André | DeRank™: 0,18

untouchable (take that, rolling stone) more

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Felo

5 jul 11

Richard Benson | DeRank™: 3,18

YOU WILL NOT LEAVE THIS PLACE ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!! more

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dosankos

5 jul 11

Clint Eastwood | DeRank™: 0,00

"Little shit. To me, you're just dog shit, got it? And anything can happen to dog shit. It can be scraped off the ground with a broom. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. It can be stepped on and squished. So you better watch where the dog goes to drop you!" (Cielo di piombo ispettore Callaghan - 1976). 4 just for this, imagine the rest. more

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hjhhjij

5 jul 11

Clint Eastwood | DeRank™: 0,39

Iconic actor (albeit with only two expressions, one with and one without a cigar), especially from Leone's Dollar Trilogy, and a remarkable director. Perhaps he hasn't directed any masterpieces, but he certainly has an impressive amount of great films. Legendary. (For me, those are "only" great films; I will reserve the term masterpiece for about thirty films, 30-35 at most). more