Juventus

Among the fallen nobles of Italian football, alongside Hellas Verona, Casale, and Pro Vercelli. Desperate and frustrated fans, stuck in 2006 to avoid thinking about the very sad present. They can't even qualify for the Europa League anymore. So dim-witted that they expect a deceased to renounce the statute of limitations to reclaim a scudetto that didn't belong to Inter, but certainly not to them either. Ridiculous and pathetic.