Robert Plant
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Robert Plant | DeRank™: 0,00

The divine Cristina sang this song for the Merd Seppellit: “Te-te-te-teste di cazzo. Te-te-te-teste di cazzo. O mama, mama che gran misfatto. Quattro coglioni che han fatto un patto.” Pact with the devil. more
Iron Maiden
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Iron Maiden | DeRank™: -0,04

I prefer Iron Arm. more
Marianne Faithfull
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Marianne Faithfull | DeRank™: 0,00

Full Fatt. Completely done. And then how can a whore be faithful? more
Frank Sinatra
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Frank Sinatra | DeRank™: 0,00

The orange sinanatra is good. A bit fatty, but really tasty. more
Michael Jordan
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Michael Jordan | DeRank™: 0,00

I shit at night. more
Jack Nicholson
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Jack Nicholson | DeRank™: 0,00

Someone entered the hole of his (ass). Who? Marlon Brando. more
Al Pacino
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Al Pacino | DeRank™: 0,00

To the Piccino. more
Keith Moon
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Keith Moon | DeRank™: 0,00

But f**k off... more
Ringo Starr
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Ringo Starr | DeRank™: 0,00

Mom, what cookies. more
Elvis Presley
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Elvis Presley | DeRank™: 0,00

O Mammasaura. For all the fossils. more
Walt Disney
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Walt Disney | DeRank™: 0,00

Fucking Mason. And lover of the first porn star in history. The Black Dahlia. The one from Brian de Palma's movie. more
Brian May
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Brian May | DeRank™: 0,00

Freddy Mercury was a really cool guy. His music is crap for idiots, but he was really cool. However, thinking about it, even crap comes from the butt. Let me rephrase: his music is cool too. more
Lindsay Lohan
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Lindsay Lohan | DeRank™: 0,00

In my opinion, it's virgin. In the nose. more
Michael Crawford, Barbara Streisand & Company
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I prefer Barbie to Barbara. Blonde, perfectly groomed, she never ages, and above all, she’s always quiet. What more could you want from a woman? more
Jimi Hendrix
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Jimi Hendrix | DeRank™: -1,20

I prefer Sergio Hendrixo. Think about it Giacomino. In fact, he should have thought about it earlier. more
Jim Morrison
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Jim Morrison | DeRank™: 0,00

Once I saw him inside a dumpster, and I have to admit that the trash gave him a touch of decency. more
Negură Bunget
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Negură Bunget | DeRank™: 0,00

Masters of Progressive Black Metal. more
Nirvana
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Nirvana | DeRank™: 3,00

Pure emotion. Three LPs, three masterpieces. more
The Smashing Pumpkins
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Kissuiso90

The Smashing Pumpkins | DeRank™: 0,30

Absolutely huge group up until "Mellon Collie & The Infinite Sadness," the rest is forgettable. The last "Oceania," however, isn’t too bad after all. more
OVO
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OVO | DeRank™: 0,00

Sure, please provide the text you'd like me to translate. more