Meryl Streep
The Poker Streep is immoral!!! more
Nine Inch Nails
Name: 9! Shit! 9! Rating: 1! Shit! 1! more
Dire Straits
"The Dire Straits Have No Name" was inspired by the theme song of "Supercar." more
The Velvet Underground
I threw their records into the Cloaca Maxima of Rome. After tossing them in, the sewer began to laugh, saying: "I've never seen such mediocre shit. And I know shit when I see it." more
Sean Penn
Oh my God, so much drugs. more
The Cure
But fuck off... more
Van der Graaf Generator
Van der cacc generators. Now I'm asking myself: every day billions of kilos of poop are generated. Was there really a need to generate more? more
Laurel & Hardy
I prefer Benji & Olio. more
Frank Zappa
Whenever I see him on TV, I always channel surf. more
The Kinks
Kinkirikinks!!! It's just that the rooster wakes me up. They make me fall asleep. more
Maurizio Crozza
More hair than neurons. more
Lou Reed
Legendary founder of proto-rock. What else could someone so lurid have founded? more
Michael Jackson
Legendary founder of plastic-rock and great lover of plastic-surgery. 1 plus 1 = 1. more
U2
I prefer U2be. It contains much more interesting things. more
Piero Scaruffi
Where can you buy straitjackets? more
Elton John
These "song for gays" are crap. Elton, screw off! Already done, sweetheart... more
Laura Pausini
The boy who studies, who needs to get a degree, and must keep his head on straight, that is, on his neck. more
Freddie Mercury
To Federico Culorosso, I prefer Federico Barbarossa. Do you get why I called him Culorosso? more
Queen
They looked at themselves in the mirror and sang: “We are the mediocrs.” We are the mediocres. The REM in English. Actually, worse. Unattainable masters of fake rock. more
Supercar
• What do you think, why does the cover of “The Joshua Tree” have black edges and celebrate the desert? And doesn’t the rhythm of the opening arpeggio of “Where the Streets Have No Name” remind you of the beginning of the theme song of the super-hyper-mega legendary series? Irish scripts (and drunks). more