After a missed month, the
de-oroscopo for March returns, before I retreat to my quarters to attend the Italian song festival. Let’s get started.
♈(the universal capish
@[Dr.Adder] and partly the confused @luludia): a winter with a very turbulent ending that foresees a spring full of opportunities. And the hole in the mattress won't repair itself, fix it or buy another one.
♉(the cautious
@[snes]): the dramas you've been through in recent months may fade away. Except in love, if you lose it, you can't get it back, unsatisfied and unrefunded.
♊(the one and only
@[Mojoman]): everything you’ve done has brought you here, so make sure to balance your timing and balance your passions and work. The 1:1 scale model of Mike Bongiorno doesn’t fall under those passions or work.
♋(the king
@[lector] and the master blacksmith
@[MrDaveBoy73]): a split month, where you'll have your usual moments of calm and a monumental series of commitments. In all this, you need to refresh your wardrobe, the last time you bought a coat Giulio Andreotti could still understand and will.
♌(picking up the brilliant idea of
@[Alemarcon]): you've collected quite a few disturbances in these months, take a moment to resolve them. And clean the living room a bit.
♍(the seer
@[sergio60]): what you're feeling right now is the lesser evil. You're one step away from eviction, think about paying the rent instead.
♎(no one came): this March will be very fruitful, progress will be made at work. From municipal trout fishing champion to provincial champion.
♏(the peanutty
@[Taddi]): you seriously need to tackle this situation with someone else. Maybe with a dog.
♐(the inevitable
@[Eneathedevil], the guru
@macaco, the meowy
@TataOgg and the master superior @dsalva): a turning point is always around the corner. Preferably don’t look for it in a roundabout.
♑(me myself and the musical shitometer
@[Ditta]): I’m not telling you to try to fix yourself a bit. But at least keep your hygiene strict. And love. Especially love.
♒(the brave
@[Dislocation] and @Mauro82): you should start to care a bit more for yourself. Before someone else does it for you.
♓(the knight
@[RinaldiACHTUNG], the infernal
@flame and half of the increasingly confused @luludia): one thing you must avoid: love. And small spaces.
BONUS:
Carlino punk (your excellence
@[sfascia carrozze]): a spartan without a chariot. That is your future.
