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 Pausini stands to music as a piece of poop would to fine Swiss chocolate!

 MEN PREFER BLONDES, BUT SETTLE DOWN WITH BRUNETTES!!!!

 Dive into this sharp and witty review of Laura Pausini's 'The Best Of' and decide for yourself!

 Ah, these are Europe! I haven’t heard such pompous synths since the days of Emerson Lake & Palmer!

 I’ve always hoped that when that missile took off it would head straight up Joey Tempest’s ass and rest in peace to his soul!!!

 Dive into this funny and nostalgic review and rediscover Europe’s classic hit with a fresh, humorous perspective!

 Metallica with St. Anger managed to elevate the role of crap beyond levels that even Elio couldn’t imagine.

 Listening to those drums, you can’t help but realize it’s pans and dishes!

 Discover why Metallica's St. Anger divides fans—read the full sarcastic review now!

 Inside each of us is an equally green fool, and to unleash it, we don’t need fucking gamma rays but rather to listen to any album by these four American pricks after the Black Album.

 Start the album, and the muscles will start bulging, the member will burst through your underwear, and an inhuman cry will rise above what these four babblers want to pass off as music.

 Dive into this fierce and funny Metallica Load review, and unleash your inner beast with the album today!