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One of those movies that will enter my subconscious under the category 'small traumas suffered and hard to remove'. 'What a pity. The film started well... then the desire to emulate the American "Marvel-like" cinema took over and ruined everything.'
One of those movies that will enter my subconscious under the category 'small traumas suffered and hard to remove'.
'What a pity. The film started well... then the desire to emulate the American "Marvel-like" cinema took over and ruined everything.'
Gabriele Salvatores' film 'The Invisible Boy' begins with an interesting premise focusing on psychological aspects and pre-adolescence. However, poor acting and a troubled shift in tone toward an American-style superhero thriller spoil the experience. The film fails to deliver a coherent or engaging story, resulting in a disappointing and bland movie. The reviewer criticizes the attempt to mix genres and the film’s low-budget action scenes. Read the full review and discover why 'The Invisible Boy' disappoints despite a promising start.
The new album by Pink Floyd is a De Profundis announced. There is nothing memorable and nothing worth spending money on.
The new album by Pink Floyd is a De Profundis announced.
There is nothing memorable and nothing worth spending money on.
The review expresses disappointment with Pink Floyd's The Endless River, describing it as a dark, new age album lacking memorable moments or the magic of prior works. Vocals are sparse and the music feels like background noise. It suggests the album may serve better as incidental music in public places than as a worthy addition to Pink Floyd's legacy. Explore the review to discover why The Endless River may not live up to Pink Floyd’s legendary legacy.
A triple album made up of beautiful and unforgettable songs alongside embarrassing ones for their ugliness and banality. This box set is a hodgepodge of genres and styles that creates more confusion (and serious embarrassment) than anything else.
A triple album made up of beautiful and unforgettable songs alongside embarrassing ones for their ugliness and banality.
This box set is a hodgepodge of genres and styles that creates more confusion (and serious embarrassment) than anything else.
This review critiques the Genesis R-Kive box set as a flawed anthology mixing classic band tracks with weaker solo material, resulting in confusion and uneven quality. While the early Genesis masterpieces are celebrated, solo efforts by band members mostly disappoint. The reviewer views the release as a misguided commercial venture rather than a true career retrospective, longing instead for a genuine band reunion. Discover the highs and lows of Genesis' R-Kive box set—read the full review and explore this ambitious yet flawed anthology.
"A weak photocopy where the musical part, at the third listen, bores and does not excite us." "Is it time for you to take a break from rockstar and redefine WHAT you want to do when you grow up?"
"A weak photocopy where the musical part, at the third listen, bores and does not excite us."
"Is it time for you to take a break from rockstar and redefine WHAT you want to do when you grow up?"
This review critiques Thom Yorke's solo album Tomorrow's Modern Boxes as an uninspired continuation of his earlier work, lacking the growth and urgency found in previous projects. The electronic rhythms feel repetitive and digitized, while the album's short length adds to the disappointment. Vocal moments are praised but not enough to elevate the overall experience. The reviewer suggests Yorke should reconsider his artistic direction. Discover what sets Thom Yorke's latest work apart—listen to Tomorrow's Modern Boxes and judge its evolution yourself.
"More than a book, it seems like a great marketing idea: minimal effort, maximum return." "A half dud... a pitch-black brick of 700 pages of banal phrases, not even funny or intelligent."
"More than a book, it seems like a great marketing idea: minimal effort, maximum return."
"A half dud... a pitch-black brick of 700 pages of banal phrases, not even funny or intelligent."
The review critically examines Carol Bolt's 'Il Libro delle Risposte,' a 700-page book containing brief, cryptic answers meant to guide readers spiritually. The reviewer finds it lacking substantive content, context, or explanation and dismisses it as an overpriced, superficial product. Despite its mystical branding, the book fails to impress due to banal and unhelpful phrases, rendering the experience underwhelming. Discover if Carol Bolt’s mystical book matches your spiritual quest or just misses the mark—read our full review now!
"What kind of movie did you take me to see, guys?!" If the director had framed Russell’s face for 2 hours, he would have made a better movie.
"What kind of movie did you take me to see, guys?!"
If the director had framed Russell’s face for 2 hours, he would have made a better movie.
The review harshly criticizes Darren Aronofsky's Noah for its confusing mixture of genres and failure to faithfully represent the biblical story. The film's plot, characters, and visual effects are described as unrealistic and poorly developed. Only Russell Crowe's intense performance as Noah receives some praise. Overall, the reviewer considers the movie a failed and irresponsible adaptation. Read our full review to see why Noah disappoints despite its epic promise.
Let’s say it right away: this BAD MILO is a trashy film with interesting content ideas but poorly executed and sloppy in the form, direction and... overall, basically. An interesting idea, realized "half-assed".
Let’s say it right away: this BAD MILO is a trashy film with interesting content ideas but poorly executed and sloppy in the form, direction and... overall, basically.
An interesting idea, realized "half-assed".
Bad Milo is a trashy horror comedy centered on a man tormented by a grotesque, anal monster symbolizing his bad conscience. Despite a promising start and clever psychological undertones, the film falters due to a meandering screenplay and sloppy direction. It offers some laughs through its dark humor but ultimately remains a poorly executed concept with cult movie potential if handled differently. Discover the bizarre world of Bad Milo—watch if you dare for laughs, horror, and dark humor!
What a terrible movie that stole an hour and a half of my LIFE last night. It’s not funny, no...not even a chuckle, a smirk, a half-grimace... no.
What a terrible movie that stole an hour and a half of my LIFE last night.
It’s not funny, no...not even a chuckle, a smirk, a half-grimace... no.
The review condemns Aspirante Vedovo as a poor remake of Dino Risi's Il Vedovo. It highlights forced humor, overacting, and a lack of credible plot or rhythm. The film fails to entertain or provoke interest, lacking the wit and depth of the original. Read the full review before watching Aspirante Vedovo and see why this comedy falls short.
A sincere and poetic docu-film where we find an early-version "Vasco" animated by laudable youthful impulses and full of good intentions. Just to remind us how time ages everything and everyone. And when we age, alas, we all become more cynical, nasty, opportunistic, and "sly": exactly like today's Vasco.
A sincere and poetic docu-film where we find an early-version "Vasco" animated by laudable youthful impulses and full of good intentions.
Just to remind us how time ages everything and everyone. And when we age, alas, we all become more cynical, nasty, opportunistic, and "sly": exactly like today's Vasco.
Questa Storia Qua is a poetic docu-film portraying an early, naive Vasco Rossi before fame. It captures his youth, local village life in Zocca, and first musical steps. The film offers a sincere but somewhat idealized look at a rebellious young artist. The reviewer appreciates the nostalgic and genuine perspective, contrasting it with the more commercial Vasco of today. Watch Questa Storia Qua to explore the genuine early days of Vasco Rossi’s music journey.
There is nothing to complain about the illustrations: Milo proves himself once again as an extraordinary artist. The story... FALLS APART on all fronts!
There is nothing to complain about the illustrations: Milo proves himself once again as an extraordinary artist.
The story... FALLS APART on all fronts!
This review praises Milo Manara's exceptional illustrations in the comic but strongly criticizes the weak and disjointed storyline involving Valentino Rossi. The narrative is described as senseless and forced, with unrelated scenes and a sci-fi pretext that seems like filler. Despite the impressive art, the story fails to engage and frustrates the reader, especially given the high page count with many unused sketches. Explore Manara's stunning art but be ready for a disjointed story in this Valentino Rossi comic!
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