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DeRank : 35,89 • DeAge™ : 7265 days

 For over 30 years, Slayer... have been the best at what they do. And so they only do that.

 It’s missing the emotion. Mine.

This review reflects a deep personal connection to Slayer since childhood, acknowledging the band's professional consistency but noting a lack of emotional spark in Repentless. Despite lineup changes, especially after Jeff Hanneman's passing, the album maintains Slayer's trademark aggression but sometimes feels repetitive. The drumming by Paul Bostaph shines, and the production is heavier and more modern than their older works. Ultimately, the album is competent, but the reviewer misses the raw emotion that Slayer once delivered. Discover Slayer’s Repentless — listen closely and decide if their legacy still roars as loud as ever.

 "'Usuário' rocks with a super tight rap sung in Portuguese over tracks ranging from funk to rock, with some pretty hardcore ventures where it’s all about getting high."

 "The Portuguese sounds very 'against the government feeling of eternal hatred' and stuff like that, very passionate."

The review explores Planet Hemp's 1995 debut album 'Usuário', highlighting its fusion of rap, funk, and rock. The passionate Portuguese lyrics seem politically charged, reflecting anti-establishment sentiments. The album impresses with strong musicianship and a fresh, raw energy. The reviewer recommends listening fully and sharing impressions. Dive into Planet Hemp's 'Usuário' and experience raw Brazilian rap rock energy now!

 Coarse-grained hard blues riffing that thins and stretches, flutters and frolics, free and happy like a jet-powered butterfly.

 Like two cheeks of the same butt, Madam.

The review praises Black Bombaim's 'Saturdays And Space Travels' as a vibrant, instrumental heavy psych album. The duo's nearly 40-minute journey features intense guitar work, stoner rhythms, and blues influences. The album is likened closely to Earthless, suggesting a strong appeal to fans of expansive psych jams. The review embraces the album's free and happy vibe with colorful imagery and a conversational style. Dive into Black Bombaim's hypnotic psych rock and experience a cosmic instrumental journey today!

 A real manifesto of the foulest and most dusty mold rock.

 You look at them, and in your head, a whole flurry of thoughts and words, deeds, and omissions forms: 'Sweat, whiskey, bare chest... bar brawls, motel rooms, women of easy virtue at popular rates.'

Danava’s second album UnonoU is a spirited homage to 70s mold-rock and vintage hard rock. Mixing heavy riffs reminiscent of Blue Cheer and primordial heavy metal with kitschy keyboards and spacey effects, it offers a raw and somewhat kitsch experience. While not essential, the album delivers gritty, nostalgic charm that appeals to fans of retro rock. Its fusion of punk energy and classic rock homage makes it an offbeat but enjoyable listen. Dive into Danava’s UnonoU and experience raw 70s mold-rock energy—listen now and relive rock’s golden era!

 Directly from warm Madrid, here’s a medieval cure for your cosmically flat ass, the Spanish Inquisition for your computer-induced bedsores.

 You will see your flabby loins struck by a meteoric storm. Your soft belly will shake like atoms before fusion.

This review invites space rock fans to shake off cosmic clichés and embrace Lüger's energetic and quirky synth-driven album. The reviewer highlights standout tracks blending krautrock, synth, and danceable beats, encouraging listeners to enjoy an unusual space rock experience with humor and movement. The overall vibe is playful and engaging despite a moderate rating. Listen to Lüger’s lively space rock and get ready to dance with cosmic beats and quirky synths!

 La Otracina is the New Wave of Psychedelic Heavy Metal, a contemporary musical vision exploding with classic influences and mind-warping sonic fusions.

 An album less anarchic, therefore. Less surreal and - let's face it - less deliciously crazy. But also more lucid and decidedly more 'drinkable'.

Blood Moon Riders, the third full-length album by New York band La Otracina, represents a shift toward more accessible psychedelic heavy metal. Featuring guitarist Ninni Morgia before his departure, the album balances wild guitar work and lucid soundscapes. It moves away from the anarchic free-noise style toward a more focused, listenable approach influenced by early Ash Ra Tempel. While less wild than previous releases, it retains a distinctive psychedelic character. Dive into Blood Moon Riders and experience La Otracina’s unique blend of psychedelic heavy metal today!

 "It's like rusty airplane fuselages: six instrumental jam tracks... drawn out until the total annihilation of the listener's patience."

 "Skibble's guitar work is among the worst things I've heard since that time my grandmother went overboard with the chestnut cake."

Sea Of Tombs' self-titled 2001 debut offers six heavy blues instrumental jams with strong rhythmic drive. While the effort to create hypnotic and trippy soundscapes is clear, the album suffers from tedious repetition and lackluster guitar and bass performances. Mario Rubalcaba's drumming stands out but cannot fully rescue the tracks from feeling monotonous and exhausting. Ultimately, it leaves the listener more weighed down than uplifted. Dive into Sea Of Tombs' raw psychedelic blues jams and decide if their hypnotic fuzz is your sound!

 Imagine an enormous backdrop of black velvet, as large as only the universe can be, dotted with the distant glimmer of stars long dead of old age.

 At 4:45 of the opener 'Birth - Faith - Death,' something explodes between your ears, as if a spaceship started screaming at the entire universe.

Mother-Unit's debut album Brain Massage delivers over 40 minutes of immersive instrumental space rock. Drawing on cosmic and psychedelic themes, it continues the legacy of 35007 with hypnotic riffs and synth-rich textures. While not revolutionary, it successfully fills a void left by previous works and offers moments of explosive intensity. The album crafts a vast sonic universe that fascinates listeners with its blend of distortion and cybernetic precision. Dive into Mother-Unit's Brain Massage and experience a cosmic space rock journey like no other!

 Mike Williams is not just slagg. Mike Williams is THE slagg.

 The concert was just as I imagined it: intense and goofy.

The review captures a unique and humorous eyewitness experience at EyeHateGod's 2010 Circolo Magnolia concert. It highlights the author's affectionate admiration for Mike Williams, the quirky encounters, and the raw, intense nature of the show. The band’s energetic performance and vivid stage presence are described alongside playful fan interactions and anecdotes. Dive into this lively review and experience EyeHateGod’s intense live energy and hilarious fan moments—check out the band and their unique sludge metal vibe!

 This is how the lullabies for the puppies of the alien race that will wipe humanity off the face of the earth will sound.

 It sounds like Simon Price and Wayne Coyne got their hands on Robert Calvert’s stamp collection.

No Wonderland by Plastic Crimewave Sound is a unique psychedelic and garage punk journey, rich in textured fuzz and cosmic soundscapes. Steve Krakow’s vision creates a chaotic future full of vivid imagery and experimental sounds. The album blends diverse elements from noisy rock to acoustic ballads, offering a fresh, low-fi psychedelic experience. Its imaginative storytelling and sonic collage make it a standout in underground psychedelic music. Dive into the cosmic fuzz of No Wonderland and experience Plastic Crimewave Sound’s psychedelic space punk adventure now!