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 Original, feminine, and yet still heavy metal.

 The title track and the following 'Za Toboj' are, in my opinion, the best moments of the album.

Volnaya Staya's debut album 'Staya' offers a fresh feminine approach to classic heavy metal, delivered entirely by a female Moscow-based quintet. With Russian vocals and strong guitar work, the album blends familiar metal influences with unique touches. Standout tracks include the title track and 'Za Toboj.' Though some slower songs feel less original, the album remains a solid listen for heavy metal enthusiasts. Listen to Volnaya Staya's 'Staya' and experience a unique Russian female take on heavy metal!

 If anyone has the unhealthy idea of buying their album, practice at home with a couple of tongue twisters.

 The logo looks like a mix between a booger smeared under the desk and bird droppings plummeting from 50 meters high straight onto the hot asphalt.

This review humorously dissects the Mexican grind band Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis and their album 'Aromatica Germenexcitacion En Orgias De Viscosa Y Amarga.' It mocks their unpronounceable name, disgusting cover art, and grotesque song titles while acknowledging the album's appeal to genre enthusiasts. Despite the abrasive style, the album is surprisingly well recorded, making it a unique artifact in extreme metal. Dare to explore the wild world of Mexican grindcore with Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis—listen now if you dare!

 Even though I can’t really see them traveling Fu Manchu style with a convertible and an arm dangling out the window through the Icelandic valleys at 26 degrees below zero....

 There are no filler or anonymous songs, each has something different from the others.

Brain Police's fourth album, Beyond The Wasteland, offers a unique Nordic take on stoner rock. The band infuses classic seventies sound with Icelandic atmosphere and mythology. With strong performances and no filler tracks, the album balances references to genre masters like Fu Manchu and Kyuss while maintaining originality. The review praises varied instrumentation and vocals, highlighting standout songs such as "Rooster Booster" and the title track. Overall, it's a highly enjoyable and creative stoner rock album. Listen to Beyond The Wasteland now and experience a refreshing Nordic spin on classic stoner rock!

 An awkward pachyderm. Yes, that’s how you can describe the sounds that avalanche over us as we begin listening to the debut of Mammoth Mammoth.

 A nice blend of two genres to which the sole of your shoe will not withstand and will rhythmically lift off the ground.

Mammoth Mammoth's debut EP from Melbourne delivers a robust blend of stoner rock and hard rock across five tracks. Standouts like 'Another Drink' and 'Slacker' showcase the band's energy and style. The EP maintains a strong, enjoyable momentum without any filler. Its limited 666-copy digipack release adds a unique touch to this powerful debut. Listen to Mammoth Mammoth’s hard-hitting EP and experience the raw fusion of stoner and hard rock energy!

 Massive and above all raw.

 The smell of dust is felt throughout the scant 23 minutes of the record, and it’s also palpable the ghost of Kyuss that wanders like a Virgil.

7Zuma7's Untitled EP delivers a raw, massive stoner rock experience rooted in desert vibes and Kyuss influences. The Dutch band impresses with heavy guitar riffs and a solid rhythm section, especially on tracks like "Velvet Slide" and "Hot Stuff." While not groundbreaking, the EP is a strong offering for stoner rock fans. Listen to 7Zuma7's raw and powerful stoner rock EP now and experience the desert vibes firsthand!

 My Sleeping Karma gives us this and allows us to glimpse something that for an album is as simple as it is enlightening.

 "Satya" is more than an album – a perfect and natural pantheism between music and psyche.

Satya by My Sleeping Karma offers a heartwarming and immersive musical journey filled with moving melodies and poetic atmospheres. The album connects seamlessly through five interludes, creating a continuous reflection expressed in sound. Highlights include the ethereal title track and the delicate vocal touch on "Svaatanya." This German quartet achieves a natural fusion of music and psyche that captivates listeners. Dive into the enchanting soundscape of Satya and experience the magical journey crafted by My Sleeping Karma.

 A pleasant discovery, nonetheless; a stoner-metal that at times plunges into the swampy lands of a psychedelic rock but always remains minimalist and instrumental.

 The guitar sound itself evokes a massive and substantial doom, which, however, only sporadically emerges in the rhythms of Cosmic Vishnu.

Cosmic Vishnu's 2009 debut EP Colossus Mountain offers a minimalist and instrumental stoner metal experience with psychedelic and doom elements. The Portuguese duo's trio of tracks showcases originality, particularly in 'Iron Ships On The Silver Sea'. The band has since evolved and rebranded as Aspen, leaving a promising impression with this early work. Explore Cosmic Vishnu's atmospheric Colossus Mountain EP and dive into minimalist stoner metal with a psychedelic twist!

 From my point of view, it is the most complete album.

 "Fundamental" is a 4.5 album as some passages are perhaps too forced, but I gladly give it a full 5 for the combination of styles and the courage to propose a musical blend hardly categorizable in less than 7 words.

Puya’s 1999 album Fundamental is praised for its original fusion of hardcore-heavy metal with Latin rhythms like salsa and merengue. The band creatively incorporates Spanglish lyrics and distinctive brass instruments, producing catchy and danceable tracks alongside heavier compositions. Though some passages feel forced, the album’s bold genre blending earns it a high rating. Ideal for listeners who appreciate musical diversity and innovation. Listen to Puya’s Fundamental for an exciting blend of Latin rhythms and hardcore metal innovation!

 You can see how mathematics appears awkwardly crammed into various scenes, acting more as a drag on the pace than an innovative boost.

 The question nowadays is HOW the bandit is caught, and unfortunately, the 'how' in Numb3rs is full of holes.

Numb3rs, produced by Ridley and Tony Scott, attempts to blend math with crime investigation. Despite an interesting premise, the show suffers from forced plot devices, heavy stereotypes, and unrealistic use of mathematics. Acting and visuals are decent but not enough to engage fully. Overall, the show offers unique cases but fails to deliver a compelling viewing experience. Discover why Numb3rs struggles to balance math and crime drama—read the full review and decide for yourself!

 It’s impressive to hear Bill singing cleanly (the same person from the growls in ’Reek Of Putrefaction’).

 It’s only rock’n’roll... but I like it.

Firebird's Hot Wings is a 2006 album that channels 70s classic rock with bluesy elements. Led by Bill Steer of Carcass fame, the album showcases clean vocals and soulful harmonica in a gritty yet accessible sound. While the album doesn't innovate, it delivers heartfelt and genuine rock music with a nostalgic vibe. Standout tracks include "Carousel," "Misty Morning," and "Bow Bells." Listen to Firebird's Hot Wings for a raw, blues-infused rock experience from Carcass’s Bill Steer!