Lesto BANG Banned

 "A project managed by two Old Glories skilled at pandering to each other in a series of exchanges, prim and cute but weak caricatures of two characters who marked an era in blues."

 "A cute little album full of banality and predictable passages, just as annoying as those that come out of its grooves."

 Explore the album to hear the blues collaboration yourself and decide if the legend lives on or falls short.

 If Outside was deep and complex, Earthling is light and fast.

 A bizarre work brimming with elderly pretensions of youthfulness as much as possible.

 Explore David Bowie's bold experiment with Earthling and decide if this divisive 90s album deserves a listen!

 A buttery album dripping with syrup from all sides, under the guise of jazz-pop.

 She seemed the great New Promise of new American Folksinging and instead... very low-profile arrangements all damnably identical.

 Dive into Norah Jones' 'Not Too Late' and decide if smooth jazz-pop is your vibe or if it feels too familiar.

 Artists who, in fact, DID NOT ACTIVELY PARTICIPATE in the album beyond allowing the use of vocal samples and little else.

 Making such a 'sappy' and poor album also means considering the climate problem a Farce and a pure pretext to 'do something else'…

 Explore the truth behind charity albums—listen to Rhythms del Mundo and decide if it delivers on its promise.

 This album is incredibly boring and sycophantic, frighteningly slow and stuffy-nosed already oozing from the ultra-luxurious packaging.

 A bit like hearing Nick Cave sing 'O Mio Babbino Caro' or Bocelli singing 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'. Frankly embarrassing, isn’t it?

 Discover why Sting's classical turn divides fans—read the full review and explore the album yourself.

 The album is a weak yellowed photocopy of something that would like to resemble Santana but which Santana in fact is not.

 Just two well-placed shots between the curls and fear is gone!!!

 Discover why Santana's 'All That I Am' disappointed longtime fans and decide for yourself if it’s worth a listen.

 The first crappy track...isn’t an insult, but a compliment.

 Maybe once. Not anymore, thanks.

 Discover the truth behind Paris Hilton’s debut album – read this candid review and decide if it’s worth your time!

 "A record with a gestation of over 10 years, a nocturnal work channeling introverted existentialism into impeccable song form."

 "For what I need, I need crappier music and this, all in all, is not as hideous as I expected: boring yes, but hideous would be unfair!"

 Dive into Peter Gabriel's 'Up'—explore its depths and judge its heavy, introspective tones yourself!

 It's very true: the eye wants its part, but the ear demands much more.

 A mix between E, L&P, and the Dire Straits from 4 centuries ago!

 Dive into this sharp critique of The Who's Endless Wire and decide if this legendary band’s comeback hits or misses.

 "An album... that’s basically 70% IDENTICAL to the already edited material in numerous versions, apart from a few remixes and a few different intro pieces."

 "Have the Beatles already become part of the DNA of All Humanity?! I’m starting to wonder..."

 Discover the controversial take on The Beatles' 'Love' album and explore the fine line between iconic status and overexposure!