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You’ve probably already played it, and if you haven’t, it means I've won.

Once again.
 
Human Impact "Cause" (pre-order now)

- Super Bands always flop
- Once you hit 50, you can’t rock anymore
- The usual formula, even if you can do it, gets tiresome after a few albums
- January is too early to say "album of the year"

...All nonsense. As that bass line kicks in, you know exactly what will happen, and being experienced, you also know exactly when, and when it happens, you’re even happier. It's not really "the same formula" - but then again, which of the 3 bands' formula? - given that it’s very Pop. Obviously Pop within limits.

Anyway, album of the year, anyone who disagrees, I’ll come to their house and pull their cat's tail. But really hard. Twice.
 
King Buzzo (with Trevor Dunn) "Science In Modern America" (pre-order now) The benefits of subscribing to the right channels. Kingbaszo version Dave Windorf is out and they notify you immediately.
 
Boris "Week End" from Unreleased Album 『1985』 Official Treiler even after 20 years, people still wonder how they manage to jump from one thing to another with such agility Boris “LOVE” (Offical Video)
 
FBI Discovering their albums from the 10s that I always downloaded as soon as they were released and never listened to. It’s nice to find out that they keep getting better at recording, and turning up the volume makes it feel like they're right in front of you.
 
Matt Pike (High on Fire/Sleep): How I Stay Sober

So Mike, how do you stay sober?
I only drink beer and smoke weed.

- Which basically means -

So Rocco, how do you not get laid?
I only put it in the back.
 
Sleeeeeeeeeeeeep: (Dopesmoker, 500% Time Stretch) Well, okay, yes, well, no, it makes sense.
 
Flat Earthers vs Scientists: Can We Trust Science? Get to the point where the differently_slim guy in the smurf-colored shirt quotes Isaiah from the Bible to define that the earth is flat. And the girl replies, "Yes, absolutely."
 
Electric Wizard - Funeralopolis #understandthemetal Understanding metal is super easy. Easy Peasy Devil Squeezy. You just need to grasp the basics.
The basics are:
1) a lot of metal really sucks
2) [following the first point, not isolated] this percentage of metal that really sucks is often (but not always) played pretty fast.
**2.1) when it's played super duper fast, it always sucks. Always, that's how it is, come on, we know it.
3) [like two] The good percentage is often (but not always) played pretty slowly
**3.1) When it's played super duper slowly, it sucks in 97.9% of cases. Percentages can vary by 7.98% depending on the seasons and your mood percentage.

So, to understand metal? Look for those with Gibsons. If they have a Flying V... you're in trouble, you're taking a risk; is the guy bald, wearing glasses, and does he have a shitty tattoo on his head? Pizza dough? Okay, he’s the one. Doesn't he have them? No, in 92.7899% of cases you’re about to hear crap. I told you, look for people with Gibsons.

...Oh, the Flying V is a Gibson? Well, understanding metal is tricky, I told you. You'll never make it.
 
Cam'ron - Losing Weight 3 A'n'vedi Khem-ron has dropped their piece "A'n'vedi Khem-ron". The part about clothing is interesting; they mentioned a million videos and had the quiz "spot the reference".
 
Моем грязную пуму. If you don't watch YouTube in Cyrillic, it means God has reserved a life of hardship for you without joy and delight.
 
МЯСО в ПИВЕ, БАРАН в ДУХОВКЕ, Шашлык из БАРАНИНЫ. ENG SUB. Since the death of the Indian Grandfather who cooked for the Orphans, I felt orphaned too.
But now I've found the Georgian who chops the beasts with the axe, and my life makes sense again.
 
01. Marchello Intro ft. Raekwon BBBBRRRRRRR... POW POW POH POH POH POH!
 
All Them Witches - "1X1" [Official Video] These are the tracks that at low volume don’t exist, at medium you say "well" and at maximum you say "HOLY...". On Amazon, there's the Bleffraidei, buy yourself a 5.1 subwoofer.
 
#iladri
Black Sabbath - The warning - The original isn't even known by the singer's mother
Love Buzz (Remastered) - This one isn't even known by the person who wrote it
 
"Coogan's Bluff" (1996) - The Heads And then one random day you discover that there’s a FORTY-FIVE MINUTE version of Coogan's Bluff, which is undoubtedly the best piece by Dehehdz in Rokk-N-Rawl style. And in the comments, an Italian guy talks about a "double" version of Relaxing With. So you search for it and find out it exists... but this Monolith isn’t there, just all the various pieces in radio version (therefore super short) and the Peel's Sessions.

So, in summary: where the hell did that come from? Yet I’m friends with all of them on all social media, I check yearly if they’ve released a new remix of the remix of the rehashed extended... but forty-five minutes of Kuugans, that totally slipped past me.

PS

Full of people reviewing immense crap, and nobody has ever reviewed Nobody Knows from 2015. #debaserstamorendo #merdosi #fatekagarissimo #giavellotti #incudinibollenti.