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14 feb 20

DeRank™: 3,44

FBI Discovering their albums from the 10s that I always downloaded as soon as they were released and never listened to. It’s nice to find out that they keep getting better at recording, and turning up the volume makes it feel like they're right in front of you.
 
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puntiniCAZpuntini
21 jan 20

DeRank™: 6,00

Matt Pike (High on Fire/Sleep): How I Stay Sober

So Mike, how do you stay sober?
I only drink beer and smoke weed.

- Which basically means -

So Rocco, how do you not get laid?
I only put it in the back.
 
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puntiniCAZpuntini
21 jan 20

DeRank™: 9,00

Sleeeeeeeeeeeeep: (Dopesmoker, 500% Time Stretch) Well, okay, yes, well, no, it makes sense.
 
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puntiniCAZpuntini
13 jan 20

DeRank™: 3,00

Flat Earthers vs Scientists: Can We Trust Science? Get to the point where the differently_slim guy in the smurf-colored shirt quotes Isaiah from the Bible to define that the earth is flat. And the girl replies, "Yes, absolutely."
 
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puntiniCAZpuntini
26 dec 19

DeRank™: 18,00

Electric Wizard - Funeralopolis #understandthemetal Understanding metal is super easy. Easy Peasy Devil Squeezy. You just need to grasp the basics.
The basics are:
1) a lot of metal really sucks
2) [following the first point, not isolated] this percentage of metal that really sucks is often (but not always) played pretty fast.
**2.1) when it's played super duper fast, it always sucks. Always, that's how it is, come on, we know it.
3) [like two] The good percentage is often (but not always) played pretty slowly
**3.1) When it's played super duper slowly, it sucks in 97.9% of cases. Percentages can vary by 7.98% depending on the seasons and your mood percentage.

So, to understand metal? Look for those with Gibsons. If they have a Flying V... you're in trouble, you're taking a risk; is the guy bald, wearing glasses, and does he have a shitty tattoo on his head? Pizza dough? Okay, he’s the one. Doesn't he have them? No, in 92.7899% of cases you’re about to hear crap. I told you, look for people with Gibsons.

...Oh, the Flying V is a Gibson? Well, understanding metal is tricky, I told you. You'll never make it.
 
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puntiniCAZpuntini
22 dec 19

DeRank™: 0,48

Cam'ron - Losing Weight 3 A'n'vedi Khem-ron has dropped their piece "A'n'vedi Khem-ron". The part about clothing is interesting; they mentioned a million videos and had the quiz "spot the reference".
 
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puntiniCAZpuntini
20 dec 19

DeRank™: 0,74

Моем грязную пуму. If you don't watch YouTube in Cyrillic, it means God has reserved a life of hardship for you without joy and delight.
 
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puntiniCAZpuntini
11 dec 19

DeRank™: 6,63

МЯСО в ПИВЕ, БАРАН в ДУХОВКЕ, Шашлык из БАРАНИНЫ. ENG SUB. Since the death of the Indian Grandfather who cooked for the Orphans, I felt orphaned too.
But now I've found the Georgian who chops the beasts with the axe, and my life makes sense again.
 
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puntiniCAZpuntini
29 nov 19

DeRank™: 0,00

01. Marchello Intro ft. Raekwon BBBBRRRRRRR... POW POW POH POH POH POH!
 
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puntiniCAZpuntini
25 nov 19

DeRank™: 7,35

All Them Witches - "1X1" [Official Video] These are the tracks that at low volume don’t exist, at medium you say "well" and at maximum you say "HOLY...". On Amazon, there's the Bleffraidei, buy yourself a 5.1 subwoofer.
 
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puntiniCAZpuntini
20 nov 19

DeRank™: 12,33

#iladri
Black Sabbath - The warning - The original isn't even known by the singer's mother
Love Buzz (Remastered) - This one isn't even known by the person who wrote it
 
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puntiniCAZpuntini
14 nov 19

DeRank™: 14,47

"Coogan's Bluff" (1996) - The Heads And then one random day you discover that there’s a FORTY-FIVE MINUTE version of Coogan's Bluff, which is undoubtedly the best piece by Dehehdz in Rokk-N-Rawl style. And in the comments, an Italian guy talks about a "double" version of Relaxing With. So you search for it and find out it exists... but this Monolith isn’t there, just all the various pieces in radio version (therefore super short) and the Peel's Sessions.

So, in summary: where the hell did that come from? Yet I’m friends with all of them on all social media, I check yearly if they’ve released a new remix of the remix of the rehashed extended... but forty-five minutes of Kuugans, that totally slipped past me.

PS

Full of people reviewing immense crap, and nobody has ever reviewed Nobody Knows from 2015. #debaserstamorendo #merdosi #fatekagarissimo #giavellotti #incudinibollenti.
 
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puntiniCAZpuntini
30 oct 19

DeRank™: 6,00

Grandpa's An Emotional and heart touching final journey | grandpa kitchen Shit guys, Grandpa Kitchen has passed away.

So today, take whatever you have randomly in the fridge, toss it in a goddamn wok and solemnly exclaim:
"MAY VALHALLA BE LIGHT UPON YOU, GRAND MASTER OF WOK WITH A HEART OF GOLD AND A TASTE OF SHIT! TEACH VISHNU TO MAKE EGGPLANT PARMIGIANA UIDAUTT OVEN BAT UIT 3200 KAINDS OF SPAISIS"
 
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puntiniCAZpuntini
28 oct 19

DeRank™: 1,03

The Desert Sessions Vol. 11/12: Josh Homme talks through the record track by track Guys, keffigo, the new Desersescio is out! God knows... no, it's definitely crap, they're all old.
 
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puntiniCAZpuntini
18 oct 19

DeRank™: 0,00

Westside Gunn, Conway the Machine, Benny the Butcher - Dr. Bird's (audio) Dr. Bird's is the first single from the upcoming W.W.C.D. album releasing on Shady Records.

tutttuttututututututututu tutuuuummm... BBBRRRRRRRRRRR...
 
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