JURIX

DeRank : 18,52
DeAge™ : 6431 days • Here since 30 october 2008
Nice song that Millencolin dedicated to him: "Use Your Nose."

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The DERANGO in disguise.

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DERANGO typical from Puglia. His performances on MaiDireGol in front of the "Tutto Special" billboard are unforgettable.

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The typical South American DERANGO. For information on the calculation, ask MACACO.

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Explained in simple terms, it is a number extrapolated from the square root of -1 based on a circle with side=L that aliens inscribed on a magic stone in Atlantis when the four-headed Sommerxidi populated the earth.

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"Sympathy, sympathy, it almost seems like there isn't any... AND INSTEAD THERE WAS!!!"

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Brazilian with green skin and red hair. His shock is formidable, but he is not one of the most fearsome opponents encountered on the road to M.Bison.

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The pope dies and goes to paradise: "Hello Peter, I'm the pope." Peter looks through the list: "I'm sorry, but you're not one of those who can enter..." "But how? I'm the pope!" Peter hesitates: "I'll go speak to God in person." But even God doesn't know who the pope is, so He asks Jesus: nothing, even Jesus doesn't know who the pope is, but decides to talk to him. He returns after 2 hours, laughing hysterically. Peter: "Jesus, what are you laughing at?" and Jesus: "Peter, do you remember that fishermen's club we founded 2011 years ago? IT STILL EXISTS!"

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"THIS IS THE NIGHT OF POKEEEEEEER"…

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Seen live on one of his countless support tours in Japan for Deicide; good growl but the doom parts are too boring. The drummer is great, tossing sticks and sausage to the crowd at the end.

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