Papa Benedetto XVI

The pope dies and goes to paradise: "Hello Peter, I’m the pope." Peter looks through the list: "I'm sorry, but you're not one of those who can enter..." "But how? I'm the pope!" Peter hesitates: "I’ll go speak to God in person." But even God doesn’t know who the pope is, so He asks Jesus: nothing, even Jesus doesn’t know who the pope is, but decides to talk to him. He returns after 2 hours, laughing hysterically. Peter: "Jesus, what are you laughing at?" and Jesus: "Peter, do you remember that fishermen's club we founded 2011 years ago? IT STILL EXISTS!"