GUGLIELMO EPIFANI

THE UNION, REPRESENTED HERE BY GUGLIELMO EPIFANI, DISSOCIATES ITSELF FROM THE DECISION TO EXPEL COMRADE GRAN CAGACAZZO AD HONOREM HAPPYHIPPO.
BUT WHERE ELSE CAN YOU FIND A 42-YEAR-OLD COMRADE WHO CAN INSULT IN VARIOUS AND ALWAYS DIFFERENT WAYS FOR OVER 36 STRAIGHT HOURS?
WHERE CAN YOU FIND A COMRADE OF THAT AGE WITH THE ENERGY OF A YOUNGSTER WHO CAN MAINTAIN A VIRTUAL ARGUMENT, COMPLETE WITH DEATH THREATS AND SCHEDULED RUSTIC DUELS, ALL DAY LONG?
AND, OF COURSE, ALL THIS ON A SITE WHERE PEOPLE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT MUSIC AND CINEMA.
ACCORDING TO THE DISTINGUISHED ELDERS OF THE UNION, THE DECISION TO EXPEL COMRADE GRAN CAGACAZZO HAPPYHIPPO IS WRONG AND THE MANAGEMENT WILL APPEAL TO THE EUROPEAN COURT OF JUSTICE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
IN THE MEANTIME, COMRADE HAPPYHIPPO, A SPOT HAS OPENED UP IN THE COURTYARD IN FRONT OF THE HEADQUARTERS DUE TO THE DEATH FROM OLD AGE OF THE GERMAN PASTOR WHO WAS GUARDING THE HALLWAY.
PLEASE LET US KNOW IF YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR PLACE; WE ASSURE YOU OF PLENTY OF DELICIOUS KIBBLE AND A COMFORTABLE DOGHOUSE.

NO!

GREAT COMRADE BATTLE OF THE GODS, FIRST OF ALL, THE BEST COMPLIMENTS FROM THE UNION FOR YOUR CHOICE TO REVIEW AND TALK ABOUT A GROUP THAT HAS NOT BEEN SEEN ON DEBASER FOR A FEW DAYS NOW.
OTHER AND FEELINGFUL COMPLIMENTS FOR THE SHREWD ARGUMENTATION WITH WHICH YOU EXPRESS THE OPINION THAT MORE SHOULD BE FOCUSED ON THE CULTIVATION OF RAPESEED FROM WHICH BIODIESEL IS PRODUCED, IN ORDER TO USE AN ALTERNATIVE FUEL WHEN OIL RUNS OUT.

GOODBYE COMPANION SANJURO, BUT DO NOT BE SAD.
WE'LL SEE EACH OTHER SOON, FUCK.

Bla bla bla, you’re just a crazy jerk-off.
Hi, I'm going to the beach.

Sanjuro, I’m telling you as a friend, there’s a cure for all this: sex. Then you’ll see that life will seem more beautiful.

IF THERE'S A NEED TO LEND A HAND, THE UNION CERTAINLY DOESN'T HOLD BACK. NOW AND ALWAYS ON THE SIDE OF WORKERS.

DEAR COMPANIONS, HERE'S YET ANOTHER FAKE FROM THE FAN OF ARTICOLO 31 DAVEJONGILMOR/ARNOLDLAYNE/DEBEER/NO NSOLOPOG/DR.KEITHRICHARDS + OTHERS (THIS IS PURE GARBAGE) WHO CREATES ANOTHER FAKE JUST BECAUSE HE HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO EXCEPT FIDDLE AROUND AND WRITE NONSENSE ON DEBSER (NOT EVEN IN SUMMER) AND JUST TO HEAVILY ANNOY PEOPLE.
WHAT A SHAME, FRIENDS.
THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO WORK ALL DAY JUST TO GO SHOPPING, WHILE THERE ARE THESE SNOBBY LITTLE BRATS, SON OF A BITCHES WHO DO NOTHING ALL DAY (INCLUDING NIGHTS).
PROFOUND SADNESS.

"nor will I deign to reply to you again."
LET'S HOPE, COMPANION VAMPIRE PROG. ALWAYS SAYS HE WON'T DEIGN TO RESPOND ONLY TO END UP SHITTING LIKE USUAL FOR HOURS. AH... YES, WASH UP, YOU STINK!

AND YES, DON'T CRITICIZE HIM.
GOOD COMRADE ARNOLDO VAMPIRE PROG, HOW WELL HE PREACHES AND HOW BADLY HE PRACTICES.
SPEAKING OF HER WHO GIVES ONE STARS TO REVIEWS JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T LIKE THE BANDS REVIEWED, AND NOW SHE TAKES UP THE CAUSE OF DEFENDING YET ANOTHER RIDICULOUS REVIEW ABOUT PINK FLOYD. PATHETIC.
OH, DO YOU HAVE TIME TO TAKE A SHOWER BETWEEN ONE COMMENT AND ANOTHER, SINCE YOU'RE PERMANENTLY TUNED IN TO DEBASER?