GUGLIELMO EPIFANI

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DeAge™ : 7260 days • Here since 24 july 2006

Iron Maiden A Matter Of Life And Death

9 feb 08

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BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO DE BASER, I LEFT IT LOOKING LIKE A SALAMI FACTORY AND NOW IT'S A STEEL INDUSTRY. COMRADE FULL METAL JACKET, YOUR COMPLAINTS ABOUT OVERCOMING THE MARONIAN STEP, THE JUST EXPECTATIONS REGARDING PAY ASSOCIATED WITH THE FIGURATIVE CONTRIBUTIONS FOR SICKNESS, AND THE INCREASING TENSION TO KNOW WHO WILL BE THE NEXT WINNER OF "AMICI" WILL SURELY BE TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION BY THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF THE UNION. BUT KNOW FROM NOW ON THAT THIS WILL LEAD TO BIG SOCIAL STRUGGLES FOR THE RENEWAL OF THE METALWORKERS' CONTRACT OF DE BASER WITH THE EMPLOYERS NICKGHOSTDRAKE AND SFASCIACARROZZE.

Christian Death Insanus, Ultio, Proditio, Misericordiaque

30 jan 08

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GREAT COMPANION SCREENWRITER STIPE, HIS RASHNESS IN ADDRESSING DELICATE ISSUES SUCH AS MASTELLA’S COMPLICITY IN THE CAMPANO MALASANITÀ, THE RAMPANT PRECARIOUSNESS AMONG YOUNG PEOPLE, AND WHO WILL BE THE TRANS IN THE GF8 HOUSE, MAKES HIM AN EXTREMELY SYMPATHETIC AND INTELLIGENT INDIVIDUAL LIKE A BARBED WIRE IN THE UNDERWEAR. SINCE THE DEBASER STAFF NO LONGER ALLOWS HIM TO PUBLISH HIS PLAGIARIZED REVIEWS, HIS BRAIN HAS GREATLY DECREASED, AND, IT IS HOPED, ONLY THAT.

Savage Republic Ceremonial

24 jan 08

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Dream Theater Systematic Chaos

24 jan 08

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I LIKE IT.

Stanley Kubrick 2001: Odissea Nello Spazio

23 jan 08

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FURTHERMORE, ACCORDING TO THE UNION, IN ADDITION TO THE APPLIANCES LISTED BY COMRADE SPAZIORIVOLI IN HIS POST 32, 2001 ODYSSEY IN SPACE ALSO INVENTED THE MULTI-USE SLICER, THE AUTOMATIC JUICER, THE REMOTE CONTROL TO OPEN THE GATE SO AS TO ALLOW THE TOYOTA YARIS TO ENTER THE GARAGE, AND THE TOYOTA YARIS ITSELF.

Stanley Kubrick 2001: Odissea Nello Spazio

23 jan 08

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ACCORDING TO THE HUMBLE OPINION OF THE UNION, COMRADE VALERIO RIVOLI HAS RIGHTLY WANTED TO DISCUSS THE AGE-OLD ISSUE THAT HAS BEEN CAUSING A SERIOUS AESTHETIC-SOCIAL DAMAGE TO THE SPACE COMETS FOR MILLENNIA, NAMELY THE HIGH QUANTITY OF URBAN SOLID WASTE CAUSED BY THE CORPSES OF RUSSIAN SPUTNIKS AND AMERICAN SPACECRAFT.
AS A SECOND OPTION, HE MIGHT NOT HAVE MEANT A DAMN THING.

Dream Theater Falling Into Infinity

12 jan 08

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FOR HER, COMRADE SCRIPT STIPE, A REVIEWER WOULD BE NEEDED.

Dream Theater Falling Into Infinity

12 jan 08

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GREAT COMRADE SCRIPTWRITER STIPE, YOUR PRESENCE ON THIS SITE IS ABSOLUTELY FUNDAMENTAL, LIKE A RANDOM MOLE ON BRUNO VESPA'S FACE. YOUR ENORMOUS KNOWLEDGE OF THE ISSUES RELATED TO PRIMITIVE EVOLUTION OF THE PALEOLITHIC MAKES YOU UNDOUBTEDLY ONE OF THE MOST ILLUSTRIOUS MINDS IN THE MODERN SCIENTIFIC LANDSCAPE. YOUR PROPOSAL TO SOLVE THE CAMPANIAN WASTE PROBLEM BY HAVING IMPRISONED TERRORISTS WORK AT GUANTANAMO IS ALSO INTERESTING; IT IS SURELY A GREAT IDEA THAT CANNOT BE IGNORED BY THE COUNCIL OF MINISTERS. COMRADE SCRIPTWRITER STIPE, THE ONLY COURTESY THE UNION ASKS OF YOU IS NOT TO WRITE ANY MORE COPIED REVIEWS SINCE DEBASER'S STAFF NO LONGER PUBLISHES THEM ON THE BATHROOM WALLS OF MANAGEMENT; OTHERWISE, NEXT TIME WE’LL SEND YOU ON A MISSION TO FIND AN ILLEGAL DUMP IN KABUL.

Metallica Live Shit - Binge & Purge

27 dec 07

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GREAT COMPANION CIMBARELLO, YOUR PRAISE OF SHIT DESCRIBED IN VARIOUS WAYS AND WITH ALWAYS NEW RECIPES HAS TEMPTED ALL THE TOP CHEFS ENGAGED IN THE PREPARATIONS FOR THE NEW YEAR'S EVE DINNER. NEXT TIME, HOWEVER, HAVE A HERBAL BITTERS SERVED AT THE END OF THE MEAL FOLLOWED BY A DIGESTIF ANTONETTO, SO YOU CAN START TO REFILL YOUR STOMACH AFTER EMPTYING YOUR INTESTINE.

Isengard Vinterskugge

19 dec 07

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THE UNION WILL GIVE AWAY THIS VINTERSBRUGGEN ALBUM TO ALL MEMBERS, TO BE USED AS THE SOUNDTRACK FOR THE TRADITIONAL GIFT EXCHANGE UNDER THE TREE. TO OBTAIN IT, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TO FILL OUT THE PROVIDED FORM WITH BLOOD AND PROMISE TO REPLACE THE FIGURE OF THE INFANT JESUS IN THE CRIB WITH ONE OF MAURIZIO COSTANZO.