GUGLIELMO EPIFANI

LET'S PUT ASIDE THE VAKKATE FOR A MOMENT AND FINALLY GET TO SOMETHING SERIOUS. HERE’S A USEFUL LIST OF THE NINETY MOST COMMON SPECIES OF ANTELOPE IN THE WORLD: HAPPY READING.
There are about 90 species of antelope (divided into 30 genera), of which 15 are threatened. Among the most well-known species:
* Addax nasomaculatus, addax
* Antilope cervicapra
* Tragelaphus eurycerus, bongo
* bontebok
* Taurotragus oryx, common eland or alcina antelope
* dik-dik
* duiker
* Gazella
* gemsbok
* hartebeest
* Aepyceros melampus, impala
* klipspringer
* Tragelaphus strepsiceros, greater kudu
* Tragelaphus imberbis, lesser kudu
* oribi
* Oryx
* Oryx dammah, scimitar-horned oryx
* Oryx leucoryx, Arabian oryx
* Oryx gazella, gazelle oryx
* rhebok
* roan antelope
* royal antelope
* sable antelope
* springbok
* Pantholops hodgsonii, Tibetan antelope or chiru
* topi
* waterbuck
* wildebeest

ACCORDING TO THE UNION, COMRADE CAKO HAS RIGHTFULLY DISPARAGED THE WORK OF THOSE WHO HAVE CARRIED OUT AN ELECTION CAMPAIGN FIXATED ON A RIGID CONCENTRATION OF VALUES AND IDEALS THAT ARE NOW CONSOLIDATED, ENDING UP LIMITING THE APPEAL AND STRENGTH OF THE THOUGHT OF SUPERIOR MINDS SUCH AS GIULIANO FERRARA, ENRICO PAPI, AND ALESSIA MARCUZZI.
ALTERNATIVELY, HE MAY NOT HAVE MEANT A DAMN THING.
WHEN IN DOUBT, THE UNION, BETWEEN AN APPEARANCE AT MALPENSA TO NEGOTIATE WITH AIRFRANCE AND A STROLL THROUGH THE STREETS OF GIUGLIANO TO BREATHE A BIT OF FRESH AIR, VOTES.

MY BALLS!

F**K IT!

GREAT COMRADE STARBLAZER, THE UNION ONLY PARTIALLY AGREES WITH YOUR POLITICAL-ECONOMIC THEORY TO LOWER MORTGAGE COSTS, TO ELIMINATE THE ICI ON THE PRIMARY HOME, AND TO LIBERALIZE THE "MEN AND WOMEN" TRONISTS.
YOU MUST NOT NEGLECT THE STRONG PRESSURES THAT COULD ARISE FROM THE WORKING CLASS, NOW USED TO LIVING CONDITIONS THAT HAVE BECOME UNSUSTAINABLE.
ONE OF THE POSSIBLE REMEDIES WOULD BE TO CENSOR ALL MUSIC BY DREAM THEATER.
PRICES WILL REMAIN HIGH, BUT THE TESTICLES OF THE MEMBERS WILL BE SIGNIFICANTLY LESS INFLATED AND WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO BE CONTAINED BY NORMAL UNDERWEAR.

GRAND MASTER SPLINTER, YOUR EXPERIENCE IN MARTIAL ARTS WILL SURELY BE OF HELP TO ALL THE HALF-HUMAN REPTILES LIVING IN THE UNDERBELLY OF THE BRONX IN THE AGE-OLD FIGHT AGAINST CRIME.
HOWEVER, YOU MUST BE CAREFUL OF SPIDERMAN.
WITH HIS TIGHT SUIT AND MUSCLES, HE IS GAINING FOLLOWERS AMONG YOUNGER FANS AND RISKS TAKING AWAY THE FAME OF SEWAGE CONQUEROR THAT YOU HAVE EARNED THROUGH SWEAT.

COMRADE RAT, DON'T WASTE TIME EXPLAINING THE BASIC RULES OF GRAMMAR AND LOGIC TO THE UNHEALTHY COMRADE, AS IT IS A WASTED EFFORT. SPEND YOUR TIME ON SOMETHING MORE CONSTRUCTIVE LIKE SENDING A TEXT TO VOTE FOR THE BLUES OR WHITES IN "AMICI", HOLDING A SIT-IN UNDER MASTELLA'S WIFE'S HOUSE, OR, AT THE VERY LEAST, SCRATCHING YOUR ASS.

USEFUL AND SMOOTH REVIEW LIKE A RANDOM SPEECH BY GIULIANO FERRARA.

GREAT COMPANION SCRIPTWRITER STIPE, CERTAINLY HIS COMMENTS ALWAYS SHOW A REMARKABLE INTELLIGENCE COMBINED WITH A TRULY CONSIDERABLE ARTISTIC SENSITIVITY. AT TIMES, ONE MIGHT EVEN PERCEIVE THE WISDOM AND CULTURE OF ALBERTO TOMBA, WHO HE IS SURELY INSPIRED BY. THE UNION WILL NOMINATE HIM AS ITS CANDIDATE FOR THE UNINOMINAL COLLEGE OF THE MUNICIPAL DOG SHELTER OF CAPRIATE SAN GERVASIO, WHERE THERE IS AN EXTREME NEED FOR THE CUNNING AND EXPERIENCE OF PEOPLE LIKE HIM TO SHOVEL DOG POOP AND MAKE THE SHELTER COMPLY WITH THE PARAMETERS SET BY THE EU. PLEASE COME BY ON MONDAY AND WE WILL PROVIDE YOU WITH A MASK AND A SHOVEL.

GREAT COMRADE SCREENWRITER STIPE, IF YOU'RE INTERESTED I AM FROM TREZZANO SUL NAVIGLIO, BUT I HAVE LUCAN ORIGINS. CONTACT ME PRIVATELY AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY COMPANY PHONE NUMBER, AND MAYBE WE CAN MEET FOR A SANDWICH WITH KRAUTS BETWEEN AN UNITY PARTY AND A GENERAL STRIKE. I CAN BE VERY SWEET SOMETIMES, COMRADE SCREENWRITER STIPE. LET ME KNOW.