MaledettaPrimavera

Now I return to the computer and find this other email (this time in full): "So let me explain why I sent you this email, something that I understand may be unclear. From your reviews, it’s clear that you know, and that you understand, but it’s obvious that at least for debaser you’re not doing it seriously, but for fun. What I’m asking you is if you want to commit seriously, thus changing your writing style and adopting a more appropriate language and setup for the new commitment. If you want to come with us and start writing serious reviews as I’m sure you know how to do, you’re welcome. If you prefer to stay there, that’s your choice and I understand it. However, I would have to ask you, in case you want to join us, to send us a review as we intend it. Riccardo." Now I need a psychologist because I feel very sensitive and fragile, and no one should tell me to my face that my language and my setup are inappropriate. And who cares!!! For this bunch of crazy people, they seem quite appropriate to me. Well, I paid to stay for an hour and I have nothing else to do, so I’m writing this to you. Take care. I’m writing this because it made me smile. Send me a smile too; it always rains here.

I want to tell you a funny story I recently discovered (forgive me, but I have little time to spend on the Internet lately, and I read emails once every 2-3 weeks. Ah! I would post this on a forum, but I’ve been told that only really beautiful forums are accepted, and this wouldn’t make the cut). About three weeks ago, a guy writes me something like "damn, your reviews are so cool, beautiful, stunning, marvelous, you're the kind of person we need, write for us, etc., etc..." I read it and think: who the heck is this guy?!? I write him something like: hey, you must have made a mistake, I think you misread, did you read it right?? No, because those are ironic reviews, not serious stuff; I use them just to let out the beast inside me. It's therapy without the psychologist's bill. And then with this bunch of crazy people, it actually works out well; they can even laugh at my nonsense and make me feel amazing.

Wow, I had completely missed all these devilish and inhumane comments... unforgivable. Of course, reading them all will cost me at least 20 pounds. In the meantime, I've read the review and it's the best metal one, no doubt about it, well written, I love the beginning to death. Hey Fallen, I fully agree with NickGhostDrake’s comment about it :))) I love the first part (but have I read it already in the past?!). Beautiful, beautiful. This is how metal reviews should be!!! Few but good.

malefic and diabolical review, it’s been quite a truzzettaro to ignore it for so long. AAARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DISK OF MONSTROUS POWER, ALMOST LIKE A NAPALM BURP.

I read jigoro, but I forgot the ratings, I swear. That is the most diabolical and inhumane review of de-baser.

you copied this review from Eddie Vedder, it’s disgusting, there are no more halfway seasons. Shame on you!!

I marry you all!!!! Arghhhhh!!!! I can already feel the brute and malevolent force taking over my reproductive system... :))

A wicked and bloody review for a diabolical and destructive album!!!!

Ugh, how pompous you are... look at how it's done, being incisive: Dream Theater make me want to puke. There you go! :) Be more punk and less heavy!!! :)

Yes, you’re just two pieces of shit, this album is diabolical and the review is devastating.