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DeAge™ : 8013 days • Here since 1 july 2004
Rammstein Sehnsucht
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Damn, Starblazer only reviews masterpieces!
Dream Theater Systematic Chaos
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A review as pleasant as a blowjob from a piranha!
Rammstein Mutter
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All masterpieces for Starblazer eh :D Anyway, in my opinion, it's the best album by Rammstein.
Limp Bizkit The Unquestionable Truth [Part1]
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"a small masterpiece of nu-metal harmony" Yes, yes, sure. A rather mediocre album (just about passable as far as I'm concerned), featuring a deflated and disappointing Durst. The idea of returning to the raw sound of their early days is commendable, but it has not been executed excellently. A pointless review and 5 stars are nothing short of exaggerated.
Dream Theater Systematic Chaos
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After reading this fantastic and interesting review, I felt an overwhelming need to drill out my anus.
Morphine The Night
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Sarugia is the most ridiculous, always contradicted by everyone. Crudeli is the most professional and balanced. Corno is the undisputed idol, absolute respect. Iacobelli, on the other hand, is a uniqueness of unlikable qualities. Fantastic program!
Metallica My Apocalypse
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BAH...
Dream Theater Octavarium
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And now, a burping contest!
Metallica The Day that Never Comes
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The nice thing is that there are certain people who still hope for the return of Merdallica.