If I Were God by Giorgio Gaber - 1980
If I were God
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If I were God-
And I could even be-
If not, I don’t see who could be.-
If I were God, I wouldn’t let myself be fooled by the crafty ways of people-
I wouldn’t be an amateur-
I’d always be present-
I’d really be everywhere, spying-
Or even better, criticizing, indeed-
What people do.-
For example, the so-called common man-
How boring he is-
He never commits major sins-
He’s never intensely sinful.-
After all, poor thing, he’s too miserable and petty-
And even knowing that God is the most perfect computer-
He thinks that the tiny mistake-
Is either not seen or not counted at all.-
That’s why if I were God-
I’d prefer the last century-
If I were God, I’d regret the ancient fury-
Where they loved, and then hated-
And killed the enemy.-
But I’m not yet in the kingdom of heaven-
I’m too entangled in your messes.-
If I were God-
I wouldn’t have saved up-
I would have made a better man.-
Yeah, alright, I admit it-
It hasn’t turned out that great-
And that’s why, to preach what’s right-
I sometimes get rid of a few
-but then people like to interpret
-and it makes even more chaos.
-If I were God
-I wouldn’t have made the mistakes my son made
-And especially regarding love
-I would have explained myself a bit better.
-In fact, you mortal men for trivial things
-For bullshit like compassion and fake help