Stoopid

DeRank ™: 1,01

DeAge™ : 7384 days • Here since 23 march 2006

John Coltrane Giant Steps

16 may 06

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Double 4 just because round number averages are not very coltranian. I join the choir, rejoicing in words like "temperie" and "acuminate," which always do good. I still don't love reviews that go through every piece, but this one is beautiful.

Matt Ward End Of Amnesia

15 may 06

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Yes, it's a tribute to Snot, to the coolest opening in hardcore history: "Spray the masses with gunfire!!" Let me know about good old Matt if you happen to hear from him.

Spirit Twelve Dreams Of Dr. Sardonicus

12 may 06

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I might try to get my hands on the record, it's worth applauding.

Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium

12 may 06

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This is really cool!!

Tool 10.000 Days

12 may 06

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Mystical!

Tool 10000 Days

11 may 06

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The pairing of vulgarity and the 5 to 10000 days is now well-established.

Tool 10000 Days

10 may 06

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When two in a row tell you, "you suck," just like that, for no reason, the same ones who then give a 5 to this album, you realize how low Tool have stooped.

John Coltrane A Love Supreme - DELUXE Edition

8 may 06

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Poor good John, to see all this crap written under the only review here of his masterpiece. The decline of the human race. A review, alas, pointless.

Masada String Trio Warsaw 06-25-99 (Summer Jazz Day Festival)

7 may 06

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You know those evenings when there’s something extra, when the sounds seem lighter and more inspired, when every string feels touched from above. The friends from Warsaw had the fortune to attend one of the best Zornian interludes, and I mean fortune indeed. One of the reviews I would have liked to write myself, but reading it well done makes my sleep less restless.

Tool 10000 Days

6 may 06

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Look, I've been very clear; maybe you lost sight of the review to dissect nothingness. I spoke about style exercises, lack of content, unnecessary mannerism, no jolt. Is more needed? I don't think it needed to be reiterated that the Tool know how to handle the instruments; what matters is the way they did it, that inspiration that's so distasteful to you, evidently less so than salami. And if you’re still telling me that I haven’t said a damn thing, Learn to swim.