Adriano Bernard

I'm leaving for two weeks to the Azores, happy holidays to everyone, especially to Polletti! :-)

You sparked my interest a lot. Song to download that should convince me to get the record? :-)

Beautiful.

what a mess ***"This way you'll see the nerdy users approach; they'll be the first to comment, no one comments before them, for fear that expressing an opinion on the album might not be the same as the nerd's. And in that case, you're in deep shit (oh yes, they'll excommunicate you)"

*for fear: expressing an opinion on the record, this could...

@ the editors: what, we don’t publish reviews of The Punisher and we publish this instead? And if some "faggot" (as defined in the review) happens to come by, gets angry, and reports you? Strange that you only publish what seems good to you... @ alessio: indeed, the humor that comes through these lines of yours is arrogant. @ Woodstock: you didn’t even sign up and you’re already convinced you know how things work here on debaser. By the way, alessio here is not one of the sages and neither am I (quite the opposite). Then let me give you a couple of tips: the sages of debaser 1: would NEVER write a review like this because they only write serious, lengthy, and very well-documented brick-like reviews on SERIOUS albums that are considered good by other sages: certainly not George Michael, to be clear. 2: since the sages don’t write reviews of this type, they don’t get hit with dozens of votes; if someone here voted 5, it’s because the review amused them. 3: if there’s a review written by a sage, you can be sure that you’ll find all the other sages voting 5, similar to a club or a circle of over-70s playing cards who, 80% of the time, don’t comment on any reviews except those of their circle companions, unless they read one that convinces them, making them think of a potential new companion. Write a 50-line review on an artist that would bore even a bull; jazz is even better. This way, you’ll see the studious users come closer, they’ll be the first to comment, and no one comments before them out of fear that expressing an opinion on the album might not align with the student’s take, and in that case, you're in deep trouble. No: wait for at least one long-time member (better to play it safe, it shouldn’t be someone who just joined the club) to leave their comment, and then mirror it. You’ll see other group members commenting after you (all comments practically identical to each other, but don’t point that out because they are capable of pulling something out of nowhere (in reality, their comments are double-edged, just in case they might be interpreted in 147 different ways if someone attacks them). If you attack them, you’re in trouble, because the one who has been attacked enjoys, like a cat with a mouse, making you a "non-intellectual idiot unworthy of entering the club." In case you’re able to give them a hard time (which has happened only twice in the history of debaser), in the end, they always get back at you because as soon as they see that the clubmate in trouble, the other studious members pounce on you with six hundred lines of intellectual nonsense written using words from the Italian vocabulary cited only in the "great history of the Italian language" (page 9484, €146). The pack is unbeatable; you would have to exterminate them one by one, but you never find them isolated (they even bring their laptops on vacation): they always move in a group, like piranhas.

First you speak in the present with "let’s change the channel," then you go to the past with "he mumbled." And the review is all like that; Italian is not an opinion. Secondly, I don’t like the fifth word you used, which I like even less in a review... "it sold so much that it disturbed the fame of God, who, angry like any poor devil, decided to pair it with the Bible." Is that an attempt to be funny? It doesn’t make me laugh at all...

Hello love! How are you?

"On the wheel we have 'God is not there,' a beautiful song that poses one of life's greatest mysteries"?! 1.

Never said this, what I said about Spielberg is my opinion. You have a different one from mine. Let me explain something to you that, having passed the age of twenty, you should know by yourself (but unfortunately you don't): opinions are opinions and in this case it’s my opinion against yours. Your opinion is no more valuable than mine, keep that in mind, a little humility would do you good. If I, at sixteen, have understood this, don’t you think you could get it too, given that (it seems to me) you’re about to hit thirty? Anyway, I like cinema; I’ve been watching movies since I was twelve years old, and I certainly haven't seen just four.