JaymezHetfield86

DeRank : 0,00
DeAge™ : 8142 days • Here since 23 february 2004
Leonard Cohen New Skin for the Old Ceremony
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Oh my God, what an idiot!!! Let's raise the average guys, even if it’s impossible to get it back to how it was before! Great review...
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
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Just right to make a good review...
Slipknot Iowa
Slipknot Iowa
8 jul 04
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Have you ever tried to headbutt some wall in your house, to see how much crap comes out? If only your father had jerked off instead of sleeping with that whore of your mother on the night you were conceived, this would definitely be a better world!!
Slipknot Iowa
Slipknot Iowa
8 jul 04
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One who listens to Slipknot SHOULD NOT EVEN DARE TO MENTION METALLICA!!!!!!!!! Only an ignorant fucking idiot and jerk-off!!!!!!! How the hell can you even mention them, with the crap you listen to?? St. Anger is certainly not the best work of 'tallica, but on its own it’s worth more than all the albums of those shitknot!! GOT IT????????? mick-hate, if you keep mentioning them, I could become like or worse than coppino (if possible) in terms of anger and violence, not because of his idiocy! And then we would be the ignorant ones....
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
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It takes a LOT of courage to review a record like this!! But really, a lot!! This is a point in your favor, bibiane, but it’s way too lacking in detail, and what the hell!! A masterpiece like Led Zeppelin IV deserves a review that captures its full essence!!!!!! Not to mention that Stairway deserved a separate review; you talked about it way too little, it’s not fair to brush it off so hastily!!!!!...you didn't even mention Four Sticks and Going To California!!! It deserves more respect....think twice before reviewing another record like this!!!!!
Metallica Re-Load
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What a crazy mess... HA! HA! But well done!! Great!! 2 on the record though is a bit too much...
Metallica S&M
Metallica S&M
6 jul 04
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I'm listening right now to Nothing rearranged for the orchestral version... damn guys, you can say it’s a crappy album (and honestly, you're not entirely wrong) but Nothing is stunning!!! ... unfortunately, the old days are long gone... but in the spirit of enthusiasm, I feel I need to give this rating!! I apologize to all the metal purists (like me, after all)!
Pink Floyd The Dark Side Of The Moon
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If I don't give you 0, it's because you had the courage to do it (or were you just reckless?).
Pink Floyd The Dark Side Of The Moon
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I love Pink Floyd, and therefore I’m sorry but I can’t stand seeing a review that dismisses an album like TDSOTM in a few lines... The album is of undisputed value but the review is really terrible... you should have practiced a lot before attempting such a feat... YOU ARE NOT WORTHY...
Vasco Rossi Buoni O Cattivi
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Instructions: 1) Go to the worst dive in the city 2) Grab the worst drunk in the bar, looking as bad as possible [must be the size of an ox] 3) Throw him on a stage and make him scream nonsensical phrases..........here we go Vasco Rossi...the worst Bidone in the history of Italian music!! HIDEOUS PIG OVERFLOWING WITH MONEY!!!