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Women go crazy for the "emo-boy": he's polite, available, gallant, and knows how to cry when necessary. Aaa searching for a loving, good, available, romantic man, ready to say "I love you" without bursting into laughter, who remembers every little occasion by sending flowers and passionate love letters, and why not, maybe accompanied by a nice ring. Not allowed: men who run away in front of problems, macho types with all muscles and no brains, selfish metrosexuals, concerned only with clothes and appearance.
The man that all women want, at least the one they desire in these post-holiday months, is the emo-boy! A study conducted by the University of Michigan revealed that women look for a kind, loyal, reliable, and understanding partner. The brooding man, allergic to long-term relationships and a bit egocentric, makes way for the emotional boy: tender, sweet, and available, one who never holds back, capable of crying, writing poetry, and sending it via priority mail (for him, the internet and email are just for work), a boy who does his best to sense his partner's desires and often anticipates them!
But how do you recognize such a guy and, more importantly, how do you manage to break into his tender, tender heart? First of all, it's useful to know in advance that we are talking about a boy who loves dialogue and self-analysis, so on the first outing, it's possible that the subject in question will unravel his entire life in two hours: yawning is banned since the emo-boy is quite sensitive. Instead, the following phrase is recommended: "But what do you feel?": it will open all the doors of his soul in an instant.
Moreover, it's essential to support him, shower him with attention, and always follow him in his choices. To recognize the emotional-sentimental type man, you should pay attention to his look (a bit fake and neglected), consisting of vintage t-shirts, worn-out jeans, and unkempt hair. To make sure you are indeed speaking about him, study him well: his face should be angelic-teenage, with an intense gaze and not an overly muscular physique; the typical icons are represented by Chris Martin and Tobey Maguire.
OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!! I was unaware of the existence of this sub-subgenre of individuals. To be honest, I had some difficulty understanding what the hell inspired that guy who walks around the university dressed like a gay-dark clown. I thought he was just an emulator of Good Charlotte. The reality, however, unfolds before me in all its atrocity and foulness.
