JimMorrison

DeRank ™: 3,31

DeAge™ : 7559 days • Here since 10 october 2005

Carlos Santana All That I Am

19 jan 06

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Listen, Alexander, I have to make a confession, and believe me, it’s absolutely true. I can’t get the image of Carlo’s ass taking a dump, all blown up, out of my head. It’s incredibly disgusting, yet it keeps coming back to me. I’m like, how did you come up with that? How can you do so much harm to us users without feeling a hint of remorse? I almost prefer the cover... The ass, bleah. Cold. With hair. Yacht!

Carlos Santana All That I Am

19 jan 06

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The fact that it’s branded Santana makes it a solid 1. The calculations have been carefully made separately by the DeBaserian community. Even when following the different lines of thought of various users, the final result is always 1. Almost.

Lucio Dalla Lucio

19 jan 06

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I_Love_Music recorded? Damn. Of course, everything is twisted MB.

Carlos Santana All That I Am

19 jan 06

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uhm... mmm... uhm...

Carlos Santana All That I Am

19 jan 06

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Well, I’m off to eat. Byez

Carlos Santana All That I Am

19 jan 06

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But no kidding, nobody, eh... not just anyone. Anyway, dear Xandro, you’ll have to give quite a few gifts. A godfather always gives a gift. One for the birthday, one for Christmas, one for Epiphany, and one for the Name Day, not just random stuff. Do you want me to make the list of his wishes right now? He wants: a Fender Strat made in the U.S.A. from some year between '60 and '70, a BMW, the original vinyl discographies of Zeppe, Floyd, Gentle Giant and whatever, an incredible audio/video system but above all, the little Santana figurine in the pose from that album cover that’s so terrible, made of sponge material for bath time. Alright? Oh, and a good-looking maid.

Carlos Santana All That I Am

19 jan 06

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Okay, I won't say it anymore that the cover sucks, I promise. Anyway, if you can find it, I'd prefer the cow. It's more trendy. Almost quarand. Or don't be a show-off and get both from that soul of a guy. You wouldn't want to wear one day the one with that crappy cover of Santana's album...

Elisa Then Comes The Sun

19 jan 06

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There isn't a single good thing on this record, not a single track that hits the mark, not a single word in the right place. But couldn't this diary keep it a secret?

Carlos Santana All That I Am

19 jan 06

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Let's go with the Floyd. The important thing is that sloth Mason is in the background along with that sly fox Waters. I don’t want to traumatize him from an early age. Have I mentioned that the cover of this album is terrible?

Carlos Santana All That I Am

19 jan 06

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I'm laconic because I'm working. Anyway, it would be a semi-castration to call me Alessandro or just Alexander. No! Alexander77. Do you want to be the godfather? Bring a big gift though, or else the curse of Peppe Vitale will be upon you. A sasamello.